Random Moments from Anything and Everything

[onebizarrekai]

Ivan is Saria's fairy. (Navi backwards )

"Wait, did you just say DEATHcember?" My little brother a few hours ago

 

[Dragoncat]

Ivan is Saria's fairy. (Navi backwards )

Clever.

Link: You know what's cool? When people jump off roofs onto horses. I saw some guy do it once!
Navi: Don't!
*he does it anyway*
Link: AUUGGGH! Saddle horn...
Navi: You're right, that was cool!
(awkward zombie comic)

 

[Fraxinus]

"Granted, but you die of an elephant."
--Cucco Power, Corrupt A Wish! thread

 

[Igos du Ikana]

*Newscaster walks into telephone poll on live news.

 

[Dragoncat]

*my grandpa calls my house*
Me: Hello?
Grandpa: If the sun comes up in the east, and I live to the east of you, who sees it first?
Me: -_-

 

[onebizarrekai]

Me: DIE!! (stomps on math book)
- All the time

 

[Dragoncat]

"Watch out, I had chili for lunch."
- My Dad at the Christmas parade, standing in front of my Mom and my aunt.

 

[Fraxinus]

"Here I come, Mr. Fairy Universe!"
~ Cosmo, Fairly OddParents

 

[onebizarrekai]

Earlier today...

Little brother: (barges into my room while I'm working) WORK ON YOUR COMIC!!
Older Sister: (is in my room after I come up from eating lunch) READ CATCHING FIRE!!

... Okay, that isn't exactly what happened, but the first one is literally what happened.

(Part from weird and awkward comic I drew)

Vio: (stares from doorway while Blue is talking)
Blue: Red's a vampire and now I am too!! l
Vio: (slams door)
Blue: DUDE!

 

[Dragoncat]

Little 2nd Cousin: Grandma! This is serious!
Cousin: *laughs*
Little 2nd Cousin: It's not funny Dad this is serious! Grandma, he was feeding the dogs PEOPLE FOOD!

My little 2nd cousin tattling to my aunt.

 

[onebizarrekai]

"I'll give you this strawberry if you keep it a secret."
(Person puts strawberry in suit pocket)

(Me) •___• ...

-Scene from Death Note

 

[Dragoncat]

Little brother: *on the computer* What do I push now?
Me: *looks up* Monkey...

We still laugh about this one.

 

[onebizarrekai]

(I'm sitting in my room, in an annoyed mood)
Little brother: (walks in) I'm a wandering merchant! Would you like to buy something?
Me: (points to door) GET OUT.
Little brother: (holds out round duck) I have this giant bomb--
Me: GET OUT!!

And of course, my brother had so say all of this with a strange accent and and old man voice. It was annoying at the time but now we all laugh about it.

(My dad puts knit tube thing over his head)
Dad: You could start a new trend with these things! We should call them warmies!!
Me: (twitches) Give it back...!

 

[Dragoncat]

(I'm sitting in my room, in an annoyed mood)
Little brother: (walks in) I'm a wandering merchant! Would you like to buy something?
Me: (points to door) GET OUT.
Little brother: (holds out round duck) I have this giant bomb--
Me: GET OUT!!

That sounds like me and my little brother lol...he's always playing games like that, and I'm always finding those games annoying.

"WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS, MOM!"
"Calm down...don't be so mad..."
"How can I not be mad?! It's obvious you've been paying somebody to clean the house! I gave you that money to go buy bread, not so you can live a life of luxury! You've got to stop doing this!"
*slam*
o_o "Oh...Hi Link. You...didn't hear that, did you?" -_-

Dusty house sidequest, Skyward Sword

 

[onebizarrekai]

(My cat flops onto my math notebook while I'm trying to finish the problems)