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Random Moments from Anything and Everything

Ventus

Mad haters lmao
Joined
May 26, 2010
Location
Akkala
Gender
Hylian Champion
I was eating some food at the lunch table, then a friend said something and I nearly choked! xD
 

onebizarrekai

gay energy
Joined
Feb 28, 2010
Location
New York
Gender
Agender
Cat: Meeeoow!
Older sister: Shut up!
Cat: MEEEOOW!!
Older sister: I SAID SHUT UP!
Cat: Mee--
Older sister: WAIT UNTIL I'M DONE CLEANING!!
Cat: Meeeo--
Older sister: SHUT. UP. I'LL FEED YOU WHEN IM DONE SWEEPING.
Cat: ... Meow!
Older sister: I SAID WAIT UNTIL I FINISH SWEEPING.

A few hours ago. I don't think Mittens stopped meowing.
 
My friend and I were bored at lunch the other day, so we decided to listen to some music. Instead, we ended up listening to George Carlin's "Complaints and Grievances" on another friend's music player (neither of us had heard it before). We only managed to get five minutes in before we were both red in the face and laughing so hard that we weren't making noise anymore.:lol:
 

onebizarrekai

gay energy
Joined
Feb 28, 2010
Location
New York
Gender
Agender
(My mom is in my room and is going to write down stuff I need to do)
Mom: This pencil doesn't have lead in it, does it? (Throws mechanical pencil onto table, knocking down Mido cut-out)
Me: Mom! You killed Mido!
Mom: Sorry!

(Yeah, I have a Mido cut-out on my table, along with Link and Saria cut-outs, and other ones I haven't cut out yet... I drew them and cut them out.)
 

Dragoncat

Twilit wildcat: Aerofelis
(My mom is in my room and is going to write down stuff I need to do)
Mom: This pencil doesn't have lead in it, does it? (Throws mechanical pencil onto table, knocking down Mido cut-out)
Me: Mom! You killed Mido!
Mom: Sorry!

(Yeah, I have a Mido cut-out on my table, along with Link and Saria cut-outs, and other ones I haven't cut out yet... I drew them and cut them out.)
Epic...I'd throw a pencil at Mido any day lol.

Me: Good morning Tyson!
Tyson: *runs over, jumps on me and pulls down my pants*

*later*

Me: *telling the story* He's an 11 month old boy and he already knows how to pull down girls' pants.

(new puppy...)
 
Joined
Nov 24, 2012
Location
Probably roleplaying
Bro:"Hi"
Me:"Hi."
"Haaaaai."
"Hi."
"Ma."
"Bean."
"Ma."
"Bean."
Ma!"
"Bean!"
"Ma!"
"Bean!"
Ma!" "Bean!" "Ma!" "Bean!" (words start overlapping)...
"Hi."
Hi..."
*laughs and gives me a big hug*
Sometimes, you don't really need to be fluent in the same language. -My baby brother and I, yesterday
 

Dragoncat

Twilit wildcat: Aerofelis
Naroc(Groose x my OC Cerai's son): What's crackalackin ladies?

Estelle(Pipit x Karane's daughter): I don't even know what that means.

Naroc: *shrugs* I'm not sure either....my mom says it all the time. Maybe it means we're out of crackers.

Kestrel(Link x Zelda's daughter): That doesn't make any sense. I know we have crackers, I had some with lunch!


(More kid antics from my head canon.)
 

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