It doesn't take much to come up with something for the sake of saving your own hide. That's, ultimately, the crux of the issue at hand concerning you with The Thing. You've directly stated you want to keep it because it assures you victory in case "town fumbles". Yet, at this point in time, town fumbling is near zero if not entirely zero given the whole The Thing being the center piece to victory for the remaining scum. So, no, it doesn't strictly matter that you "instantly" claimed especially, if you recall, that OG had made his passive about The Thing known and there would have been plenty of time to come up with something simple (like it's purely survivor) to put forth when obtained.
Even disregarding that prior point about faking any part of it, you being mafia is strictly still a real possibility. Your point about KillJoy literally does not help since if KJ was desperate enough to snipe his own partner to secure victory for himself through the passive of The Thing, then his targeting of you directly implicates you on that basis. While YOU may think it is ridiculous, it actually makes sense for the very reasons you seek to keep The Thing to yourself. That is, securing victory for the self through The Thing. So as much as you want to denounce any link to KJ, I am sorry to inform you that the reality of the matter is not how you paint it. Ultimately, a strong reason exists for why KJ would try and snipe you (whether or not you believe he truly knew about the bonus votes -- and I'd argue that it is you being the !@#%ing a-hole by even asserting that KJ didn't read his own role and made such a smooth brained play).
So, again, no, it is not ridiculous to think there is a reason why he'd try to snipe you like that.
As for you not being mafia, that remains to be seen. As a matter of fact, have you sat there and didn't your little truth tell which is your pinky promise? No? How do you expect me to sit here, in good faith, and honestly think that you can't be mafia when you haven't even done that? And no, don't go thinking that it after I brought it up is supposed to exonerate you. What you're doing right now is clearly spewing AtE for the sake of preserving yourself even though, as town, you still win with the town. Why you are so intent on doomsaying just because you'll lose The Thing is honestly perplexing (though, honestly, it's likely because you are mafia).
You thinking this is nonsensical shade is, truly, hilarious since you obviously can't see the issue outside of your own perspective. It's rather telling.
And last I checked, obtaining The Thing from you is hardly at the forefront for why you're being voted. It was rather clearly explained that, given the circumstances, you being mafia and hiding behind that passive is a very real possibility that is worth pursuing. More so since you were not killed by the mafia which kinda hints that, hey, you probably are (unless they honestly think a doc is around to save you or something). Bear in mind, too, that the whole survivor thing is strictly something we heard from you. What reason, other than your word, do we have to believe you? What reason do we have to believe you're not mafia when KJ tried to snipe you out (something he'd want to do to take out his partner in order to help close out the game so he can win with that passive)?
Never mind that, as town, you still win with the town (ah but you desperately want to hold onto that passive for your own sake rather than the town -- no no no, town should NOT lynch you because, obviously, you're being oh so honest).
Truly. It is remarkable.
Anyway, why would mafia you kill Rubik? Well, why wouldn't mafia you kill Rubik? WIFOM. Maybe you didn't want to kill Cin Min because it is Cin Min. Maybe you wanted to pay back JD for that last game? Perhaps, by virtue of the fact JD has a chat with you, you want to keep him around just because -- maybe you infected him with your virus? Maybe you want me alive till the end so I can be so wrong and you can rub it in my face just like how you were so wrong about Funnier's cult and still got killed by me.
idk, there could be many reasons why. Thus why it is WIFOM.
Let's get circular, Ex.