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Kirino

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546.Good,because you said "If you're not going to participate" I thought you meant me since i'm not posting much.
 

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Didn't I already answer this one?
I am not short on words, so please bear with the length of this letter. For openers, the unalterable law of biology has a corollary that is generally overlooked. Specifically, no matter how bad you think FierceDeity's machinations are, I assure you that they are far, far worse than you think. FierceDeity loves generating drama and conflict. That's why he repeatedly insists that it's rapacious to catalogue his swindles and perversions. It's also why he believes in effectuating the downfall of all that is decent and civilized. Here, too, we can see how if you're like most people you just shrug your shoulders whenever you hear about his latest disrespectful protests. When your shoulders get tired of shrugging I hope you'll realize that FierceDeity is too besotted to read the writing on the wall. This writing warns that it's irrelevant that my allegations are 100% true. He distrusts my information and arguments and will forever maintain his current opinions.

If I may be so bold, FierceDeity is trying to hide the fact that this is an exceptionally convincing illustration of the power wielded by FierceDeity and of the destructive way in which he uses that power. Nevertheless, one thing that rings true with crystalline clarity is that someone just showed me a memo supposedly written by FierceDeity. The memo spells out his plans to anesthetize the human spirit. If this memo is authentic, it tells us that FierceDeity claims that we can stop Marxism merely by permitting government officials entrée into private homes to search for tactless, loathsome dissemblers. Perhaps he has some sound arguments on his side, but if so he's keeping them hidden. I'd say it's far more likely that to believe that our unalienable rights are merely privileges that FierceDeity can dole out or retract is to deceive ourselves.

I wish more people in government had the morality and the backbone to take a principled stand against FierceDeity's capricious flimflams. But let's not lose sight of the larger, more important issue here: FierceDeity's horny, bestial fusillades. FierceDeity is bad enough when he's alone, but he's even worse when he's joined by foul-mouthed dunderheads. Do you ever get the feeling that FierceDeity's bread-and-butter tactics generally involve encouraging the worst types of sappy rancorous-types I've ever seen to see themselves as victims and, therefore, live by alibis rather than by honest effort? Well, you should because I am not a robot. I am a thinking, feeling, human being. As such, I get teary-eyed whenever I see FierceDeity manufacture and compile daunting lists of imaginary transgressions committed against him. It makes me want to expose his ebullitions for what they really are, which is why I'm so eager to tell you that unlike FierceDeity, when I make a mistake I'm willing to admit it. Consequently, if—and I'm bending over backwards to maintain the illusion of "innocent until proven guilty"—he were not actually responsible for trying to fight with spiritual weapons that are as conscienceless as they are disreputable, then I'd stop saying that FierceDeity likes to cite poll results that "prove" that the world can be happy only when his entourage is given full rein. Really? Have you ever been contacted by one of his pollsters? Chances are good that you never have been contacted and never will be. Otherwise, the polls would show that I undeniably have a hard time reasoning with people who remain calm when they see FierceDeity glorifying the things that everyone else execrates. I'd like to finish with a quote from a private e-mail message sent to me by a close friend of mine: "The whole issue of nihilism is far more complex than FierceDeity wants to admit".

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I am not short on words, so please bear with the length of this letter. For openers, the unalterable law of biology has a corollary that is generally overlooked. Specifically, no matter how bad you think FierceDeity's machinations are, I assure you that they are far, far worse than you think. FierceDeity loves generating drama and conflict. That's why he repeatedly insists that it's rapacious to catalogue his swindles and perversions. It's also why he believes in effectuating the downfall of all that is decent and civilized. Here, too, we can see how if you're like most people you just shrug your shoulders whenever you hear about his latest disrespectful protests. When your shoulders get tired of shrugging I hope you'll realize that FierceDeity is too besotted to read the writing on the wall. This writing warns that it's irrelevant that my allegations are 100% true. He distrusts my information and arguments and will forever maintain his current opinions.

If I may be so bold, FierceDeity is trying to hide the fact that this is an exceptionally convincing illustration of the power wielded by FierceDeity and of the destructive way in which he uses that power. Nevertheless, one thing that rings true with crystalline clarity is that someone just showed me a memo supposedly written by FierceDeity. The memo spells out his plans to anesthetize the human spirit. If this memo is authentic, it tells us that FierceDeity claims that we can stop Marxism merely by permitting government officials entrée into private homes to search for tactless, loathsome dissemblers. Perhaps he has some sound arguments on his side, but if so he's keeping them hidden. I'd say it's far more likely that to believe that our unalienable rights are merely privileges that FierceDeity can dole out or retract is to deceive ourselves.

I wish more people in government had the morality and the backbone to take a principled stand against FierceDeity's capricious flimflams. But let's not lose sight of the larger, more important issue here: FierceDeity's horny, bestial fusillades. FierceDeity is bad enough when he's alone, but he's even worse when he's joined by foul-mouthed dunderheads. Do you ever get the feeling that FierceDeity's bread-and-butter tactics generally involve encouraging the worst types of sappy rancorous-types I've ever seen to see themselves as victims and, therefore, live by alibis rather than by honest effort? Well, you should because I am not a robot. I am a thinking, feeling, human being. As such, I get teary-eyed whenever I see FierceDeity manufacture and compile daunting lists of imaginary transgressions committed against him. It makes me want to expose his ebullitions for what they really are, which is why I'm so eager to tell you that unlike FierceDeity, when I make a mistake I'm willing to admit it. Consequently, if—and I'm bending over backwards to maintain the illusion of "innocent until proven guilty"—he were not actually responsible for trying to fight with spiritual weapons that are as conscienceless as they are disreputable, then I'd stop saying that FierceDeity likes to cite poll results that "prove" that the world can be happy only when his entourage is given full rein. Really? Have you ever been contacted by one of his pollsters? Chances are good that you never have been contacted and never will be. Otherwise, the polls would show that I undeniably have a hard time reasoning with people who remain calm when they see FierceDeity glorifying the things that everyone else execrates. I'd like to finish with a quote from a private e-mail message sent to me by a close friend of mine: "The whole issue of nihilism is far more complex than FierceDeity wants to admit".

This. ^
- This thread is so cool, call me at 5678-1234 and I'll explain why.
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560? 550?
 
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