King of the Hill!

[Elvenknight]

I summon Stallord and his minions of Stalchildren, bind them to my will, and use them to destroy you. I claim the hill.

 

[Thunder-ocarina]

I pin up a poster that says "THE FIRST PERSON TO READ THIS SIGN GETS 1,000,000 RUPEES!" You go and read it while I climb up the hill.

 

[Mr.Verto]

Yeah, you got up the wrong hill and I blew you with a SUPERZ DELUXZ BAZOOOO-K mistaken you by a bunny...

Oh well, I got a hill now, so I claim it

 

[AwesomeTingle]

Your bazooka accidentally misfires, blowing off the right side of your head.
I hire a janitor to wipe away the mess
I claim the hill

 

[Elvenknight]

My three-headed, pet dragon thinks your his missing chew toy.

I got the hill.

 

[TheTruth]

I use all other ElvenKnights to kill you, but your not dead so I just stab you.
Your STILL not dead, oddly enough we gained a relationship. We were friends, then we dated. Finally we got married, our honeymoon was at Hawaai. You went surfing, you got eaten by the shark.
I claim the Hill

 

[Elvenknight]

In mourning, you jump in after, but since I'm still not dead yet (and squirming too much for the shark), he spits me out and eats you.

Ah, well, the hill is mine.

 

[Jimmy]

I drop an atom bomb on you.

I claim what's left of the hill.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Over 95% of the population agrees that I should own the hill. Intiminated by my huge army, you quietly surrender the hill.

I claim the hill.

 

[AwesomeTingle]

Your population relizes they had no good reason to support you, turn against you, and behead you. After they have all cleared out, I claim the hill.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I train a computer to be a kick-boxing champion and he beats you!

I claim the hill.

 

[tecknokid900]

I come in out of nowhere with an elite squad of Link troopers, who fire magic arrows at your Kick-boxing robot, and defeats it. We then put a Magic Barrier around the Hill.

This Hill that I claim.....IS MINE!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

*Chuck Norris round house kicks the barrier away* Thank you Mr. Norris, that's all the help I need.

THIS IS SPARTAAAA! *Kick*

I claim the hill.

 

[tecknokid900]

ooh good one, but because you saw Chuck Norris too,so He roundhouse kicks you while he's taking out my barrier. I then Put a fort up+magic Barrier, nut to mention several hundred sentry guns.

I claim the Hill

 

[Fraxinus]

Umm...? Okayyy...


I skydive out of my UFO, and well my alien technology can defy magic barriers. So, you not expecting an aerial attack, surrender.
I claim the hill.