I come back with another army, except these are ghost's. One aims at you and snipes you with a bow and arrow in the back. the rest of the ghosts take out your stalfos! I walk up and command one of my ghost to take you to the hospital to heal from your "accidental misfire"
I Tecknokid900....................................................................................................................claim the Hill
I cause you to suddenly have a severe allergy to the cabbage you just dropped on FirevsIce. Then I turn you into a cabbage (which you are still allergic to), and you roll off the hill. Then, because I know you'll be back, I create an anti-cabbage barrier around the hill which I just claimed without you knowing it.
FUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
*Cough* Sorry.
I get a giant trampoline and jump over the anti cabbage barrier. I pimp slap you MULTIPLE TIMES until you explode. LOLZ I claim the hill LOLZ
I(being Mikau) turn into a mask, which Link walks by and puts on, transforming him into me. I am virtually Link now, because are minds are working in conjunction with one another. Being Link, he needs his vegetables to stay healthy (not sleeping can be hard on a guy), and so simply walks onto the hill and eats you.