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[Terminus]

Seth-Today at 7:07 PM


omg Punisher is on Netflix finally


Loz-Today at 7:07 PM


I'd like for you to punish me.


Seth-Today at 7:07 PM


Loz, this is a public chat



pm me


Loz-Today at 7:08 PM


Oh, sorry.


Erixperience-Today at 7:09 PM


im kinkshaming


Seth-Today at 7:13 PM


Good, I like being shamed


Erixperience-Today at 7:13 PM


(ಠ_ಠ)

 

[Castle]

1. 6:46 PM - Nautas:
   Thanks. They try.
2. 6:46 PM - Pendio:
   Impressive
3. 6:40 PM - Nautas:
   My boobs work like that
4. 6:32 PM - Nautas:
   That gif.
5. 6:09 PM - Draymorath:
   Pyra's boobs: zip in three different directions
6. 6:09 PM - Draymorath:
   Pyra: takes a step forward
7. 6:08 PM - Spider-Bok:
   Never change, Japan
8. 6:08 PM - Draymorath:
   Also she's wearing armor or something.
9. 6:08 PM - Draymorath:
   Damn straight.
10. 6:07 PM - Spider-Bok:
    That's not how boobs work
11. 6:07 PM - PrincessNiki
    face palm
12. 6:06 PM - Draymorath:
    https://twitter.com/MasterNaziro/status/935254120222609410

 

[Terminus]

[3:41:03 PM] Eric the Red: things are back to normal
[3:41:07 PM] Eric the Red: I feel super relived
[3:41:16 PM] Chase: woop
[3:42:36 PM] Eric the Red: Ive been painfully stressed out lately, this is a huge wight off my shoulders
[3:42:45 PM] Eric the Red: weight
[3:42:53 PM] Chase: o
[3:42:55 PM] Eric the Red: there's not an overweight lich on my shoulder
[3:43:20 PM] Chase: =p
[3:43:23 PM] Chase: can a lich be overweight?
[3:43:30 PM] Chase: I mean you figure the fat would rot off easily
[3:43:34 PM] Eric the Red: ...
[3:43:36 PM] Eric the Red: true
[3:43:40 PM] Eric the Red: maybe he's a tall lich
[3:43:47 PM] Eric the Red: or was a large creature
[3:43:53 PM] Chase: or a lich in armor
[3:44:17 PM] Eric the Red: Also a distinct possibility

 

[Castle]

1. 11:47 PM - Castle:
   
2. 11:46 PM - Shroom:
   https://i2.wp.com/www.feastofstarli...ngerbread-Man-Recipe-Legs.jpg?resize=683,1024
3. 11:44 PM - Tristan:
   https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/4b/fd/28/4bfd280ebcb12c00b336c831da4960d9.jpg
4. 11:43 PM - Cfrock:
   https://i.pinimg.com/736x/98/2e/bc/...55--redheads-hot-buffy-the-vampire-slayer.jpg
5. Castle:
   cutest ginger? GO!

 

[Night Owl]

1. 5:19 PM - Tristan:
   Hot chocolate actually
2. 5:19 PM - Domozilla777:
   Hey guys
3. Night Owl:
   Do you offer them tea or coffee?
4. 5:18 PM - Tristan:
   Invite them inside if you like!
5. 5:18 PM - Satan:
   i got gored by a deer in the typhlo ruins in master mode earlier
6. 5:18 PM - Tristan:
   You gotta bait them with maple syrup and occasionally poutine and then take them to your igloo so they can get comfortable with you
7. Night Owl:
   lol
8. 5:17 PM - Tristan:
   I can ride my pet moose easy enough, but catching them in the wild is tricky
9. Night Owl:
   not food
10. 5:16 PM - Satan:
    dragons are friends
11. Night Owl:
    I figure canadians can speak to moose and politely ask to ride them, making the task simpler
12. 5:13 PM - PrincessNiki:
    As seen in BOTW aren't Moose hard to catch XD
13. 5:13 PM - PrincessNiki:
    lol
14. Night Owl:
    If mezlo disturbed me by riding a moose to my door with some maple syrup, I'd be ok with that
15. Night Owl:
    Canadians disturb people in the nicest ways possible
16. 5:11 PM - Azure Sage:
    The dragon was his friend!
17. 5:11 PM - PrincessNiki:
    Mezlo just poked a sleeping dragon and lived somehow

Canadians

 

[Castle]

1. 12:09 AM - Satan:
   oh its you, poe. sorry, thought you were az
2. Castle:
   Parents used to make their kids eat soap for cursing. Now kids voluntarily swallow tide pods for personal amusement.
3. 12:09 AM - Satan:
   ur a fartbutt
4. 12:09 AM - AncientPoe:
   and fartbutt
5. 12:09 AM - Satan:
   and butts
6. 12:09 AM - Satan:
   and stupid
7. 12:09 AM - DJ Twitch:
   LIKE POOP!
8. 12:08 AM - DJ Twitch:
   SAYING SWEARS
9. Castle:
   I know! Let's engage in baseless speculation and spread malicious rumors!
10. 12:08 AM - Satan:
    the soap thing is usually associated with cursing
11. 12:07 AM - All Might:
    What did he do that would coerce that type of "punishment"?
12. 12:07 AM - DJ Twitch:
    well we know he's not blind..
13. 12:07 AM - All Might:
    The real question is, why?
14. 12:07 AM - Satan:
    dont think any handsoaps made during yigas lifetime are toxic
15. 12:06 AM - Azure Sage:
    That **** could poison him
16. 12:06 AM - Azure Sage:
    He could like, call the cops on them
17. 12:06 AM - DJ Twitch:
    hmm
18. 12:05 AM - Satan:
    but what if its not and his parents really made him eat the soap
19. 12:04 AM - Satan:
    he ate the soap
20. 12:04 AM - Satan:
    eat
21. 12:04 AM - Satan:
    but yiga said
22. 12:03 AM - Satan:
    yeah

 

[Spiritual Mask Salesman]

1. Spiritual Mask Salesman:
   I knew you were a Thing Shiro!
2. [10:43 AM] Shironagi:
   JIM!
3. [10:43 AM] Shironagi
   takes over SMS who is now Jim
4. [10:42 AM] Domozilla777:
   I cri every tim
5. [10:42 AM] Shironagi
   starts assimilation protocol 5

 

[Jirohnagi]

1. Spiritual Mask Salesman:
   I knew you were a Thing Shiro!
2. [10:43 AM] Shironagi:
   JIM!
3. [10:43 AM] Shironagi
   takes over SMS who is now Jim
4. [10:42 AM] Domozilla777:
   I cri every tim
5. [10:42 AM] Shironagi
   starts assimilation protocol 5

These are undocumented lies, i'd even go so far as to say FALSE MEDIA. YOU SIR ARE DECIEVING THE PUBLIC

 

[Spiritual Mask Salesman]

These are undocumented lies, i'd even go so far as to say FALSE MEDIA. YOU SIR ARE DECIEVING THE PUBLIC

Everyone knows the truth now. You are a thing, you have been all along. I knew it, you finally admitted it. No getting out of this one.

 

[Jirohnagi]

Everyone knows the truth now. You are a thing, you have been all along. I knew it, you finally admitted it. No getting out of this one.

FALSE MEDIA!

Anyway i showed my fillings which are of course metal. So therefore i'm human. BUT WHAT ABOUT YOU HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. Seems like an alien thing to do to get others to do yer work.

 

[Spiritual Mask Salesman]

FALSE MEDIA!

Anyway i showed my fillings which are of course metal. So therefore i'm human. BUT WHAT ABOUT YOU HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. Seems like an alien thing to do to get others to do yer work.

I'm not the one getting all defensive. It's clear who the real alien here is.

 

[Jirohnagi]

I'm not the one getting all defensive. It's clear who the real alien here is.

Yeah you. Considering funni constantly tries killing me and putting out my fires of course i'm defensive (have you seen his axe)

 

[Alita the Pun]

 

[Vanessa28]

1. Azure Sage:
   favorite web bowser

 

[Spiritual Mask Salesman]

FALSE MEDIA!

Anyway i showed my fillings which are of course metal. So therefore i'm human. BUT WHAT ABOUT YOU HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. Seems like an alien thing to do to get others to do yer work.

You thing, you'll burn through all inorganics, and possess the organics! You admitted it!