Funny or Memorable IM or Shoutbox Conversations.

[Pen]

What did I just find? XD

@Bok of the Wild @Satan @Mido @Dark

May14, 2017 6:36 PM - @Bok of the Wild: and happy mothers day if either of u guys also happen to be moms
May 14, 2017 6:37 PM - @Satan: funny you mention that, mido is pregnant
May 14, 2017 6:37 PM - @Satan: congratulations mido
May 14, 2017 6:38 PM - @Bok of the Wild: oh wow grats my friend!
May 14, 2017 6:41 PM - @Mido: Thanks guys! I too just figured this out now!
May 14, 2017 6:41 PM - @Bok of the Wild: oh wow whose the father?
May 14, 2017 6:42 PM - @Satan: pendio is the father
May 14, 2017 6:42 PM - @Dark: Wait mido cant be pregnant, he is a male
May 14, 2017 6:42 PM - @Bok of the Wild: didn't we have a talk about pendio impregnating people without them knowing?
May 14, 2017 6:42 PM - @Satan: wow how oppressive dark
May 14, 2017 6:42 PM - @Bok of the Wild: Omg dark im so triggered
May 14, 2017 6:42 PM - @Satan: pendio doesnt LISENT
May 14, 2017 6:42 PM - @Bok of the Wild: Men can get pregnant
May 14, 2017 6:42 PM - @Satan: cant type
May 14, 2017 6:43 PM - @Dark: No, they can't.
May 14, 2017 6:43 PM - @Bok of the Wild: pendio does suck at lisenting
May 14, 2017 6:43 PM - @Mido: People have been shipping us for years
May 14, 2017 6:43 PM - @Satan: you make a cute couple, mido
May 14, 2017 6:44 PM - @Bok of the Wild: i can't wait till ur a milf mido
May 14, 2017 6:44 PM - @Satan: o-oh
May 14, 2017 6:44 PM - @Mido: I'll be sure to tell you when the day comes

 

[Dio]

9:19 PM - @pyjamas5189: I swear this stupid phone hates me
9:19 PM - @pyjamas5189: OMG I didn't check before sending
9:18 PM - @pyjamas5189: Ah autocorrect!
9:18 PM - @Spirit: Hehehehhehhe
9:18 PM - @Draymorath: It's something that I started doing and then everybody else started doing it because le maymays.
9:18 PM - @pyjamas5189: What is holocaust of the day?
9:18 PM - @Nicolai: I think I'm missing the point of "Holo of the day"

 

[Castle]

1. 2:54 PM - Draymorath
   posts pictures of Holo
2. 2:53 PM - Nicolai:
   Which reminds me...
3. 2:53 PM - Draymorath
   posts pictures of all the subhuman babes that Geralt sleeps with
4. 2:53 PM - Wombat Veteran:
   
5. 2:53 PM - Wombat Veteran:
   In the third game, you can have meaningless sex with one of the antagonists after killing the giant from Jack and the Beanstalk.
6. 2:52 PM - Nicolai:
   But... but... I can't see the pictures!
7. 2:52 PM - Draymorath
   posts pictures of naked Trish
8. 2:52 PM - Nicolai:
   Alright, no more "giggity." I can see it's not a crowdpleaser.
9. 2:52 PM - Wombat Veteran:
   I mean, Witcher is a very lewd series.
10. 2:51 PM - Draymorath
    posts pictures of naked anime girls
11. 2:51 PM - Nicolai:
    Now I can't tell if you guys are being intentionally lewd or not...
12. 2:51 PM - Draymorath:
    JustkiddingIhaven'tplayedWitcher.
13. 2:51 PM - Draymorath:
    Or you could play an actually good game, hahah hohoh.
14. 2:50 PM - Wombat Veteran:
    An expansion bigger than most games.
15. 2:50 PM - Draymorath:
    Even though it'll probably be disappointing.
16. 2:50 PM - Nicolai:
    Ah, I see, Dray is showing me how its done.
17. 2:50 PM - Wombat Veteran:
    Witcher 3's Blood and Wine expansion.
18. 2:50 PM - Wombat Veteran:
    Know what I could buy for the same price as Breath of the Wild's loose collection of nonsense?
19. 2:50 PM - Draymorath:
    We haven't even seen the story DLC yet.
20. 2:50 PM - Draymorath:
    Not as hard as me.
21. 2:49 PM - Wombat Veteran:
    I love Breath of the Wild, but **** its DLC.
22. 2:49 PM - Wombat Veteran:
    Oh, this isn't my worst. I'm probably the hardest on Nintendo out of everyone here.
23. 2:49 PM - Nicolai:
    Ah, I see. A critic :/
24. 2:48 PM - Draymorath:
    I mean, there are better ways of doing it. Giggity isn't very funny, and "that's what she said" is super old.
25. 2:48 PM - Wombat Veteran:
    You mean the fifty floors of same-y enemies challenge?
26. 2:48 PM - Nicolai:
    Cuz you all have been so clean and spotless up until now
27. 2:47 PM - Nicolai:
    There, now I have taught you all how sexual humor works. Didn't think it was necessary, seeing as how this is the internet...
28. 2:47 PM - Draymorath:
    But Wombatto, there's the Trial of da Sword.
29. 2:46 PM - Nicolai:
    I know, Wombat, that's what makes it funny. At least to me :3
30. 2:46 PM - Nicolai:
    interchangable with "if you know what I mean," "That's what she said..."
31. 2:46 PM - Wombat Veteran:
    As always.
32. 2:45 PM - Wombat Veteran:
    I'm just griping about Nintendo.
33. 2:45 PM - Wombat Veteran:
    That wasn't my intention.
34. 2:45 PM - Nicolai:
    Sort of. I was just pointing out Wombat's lewd comment.
35. 2:43 PM - Spirit:
    If that was a Family Guy reference.
36. 2:43 PM - Spirit:
    Shut. Up.
37. 2:43 PM - Nicolai:
    giggity
38. 2:43 PM - Wombat Veteran:
    And charged only for big expansions.
39. 2:42 PM - Wombat Veteran:
    If this were The Witcher series, CDProjekt would have released all of the extra stuff for free.
40. 2:41 PM - Stormageden747
    replied to thread SNES Classic Edition
41. 2:38 PM - Satan:
    i was gonna look at that hard mode ideas thread but there was too much text on the page my phone couldnt handle it and my browser crashed
42. 2:37 PM - Satan:
    i forgot about the map feature already
43. 2:36 PM - Stormageden747
    replied to thread If there Was a 4th Triforce...
44. 2:36 PM - Wombat Veteran:
    And not "hard mode" or the much touted "map feature".
45. 2:36 PM - Wombat Veteran:
    I'd love for some actual content.

 

[Alita the Pun]

You will have to read this from the bottom up.

Spoiler

1. Domozilla777:
   but neuro boost iq is better
2. Domozilla777:
   Fair point
3. 10:08 AM - Mellow Ezlo:
   You brought it up
4. Domozilla777:
   Listen man let's not get politics involved here
5. 10:07 AM - Mellow Ezlo:
   Come on man
6. 10:07 AM - Mellow Ezlo:
   neuro boost iq is way better than neuro boost iq
7. 10:07 AM - Mellow Ezlo:
   Dude, what
8. 10:07 AM - Mellow Ezlo:
   or... that too i guess
9. Domozilla777:
   *commercial voice* Neuro boost iq has changed my life, don't miss this great opportunity!
10. 10:06 AM - Mellow Ezlo:
    Like talk in the sb of a video game forum?
11. 10:06 AM - Azure Sage:
    like posting the pics of my master mode playthrough
12. 10:06 AM - Azure Sage:
    ive got more important things to do
13. 10:05 AM - Mellow Ezlo:
    Or lack thereof
14. Domozilla777:
    V
15. 10:05 AM - Azure Sage:
    what sanity
16. 10:05 AM - Mellow Ezlo:
    must
17. 10:05 AM - Mellow Ezlo:
    You just
18. 10:05 AM - Mellow Ezlo:
    In order to maintain your sanity
19. 10:05 AM - Mellow Ezlo:
    And for your own sake
20. 10:05 AM - Azure Sage:
    i have seen nothing
21. 10:05 AM - Azure Sage:
    umu
22. Domozilla777:
    You have already seen, why don't you believe
23. 10:04 AM - Mellow Ezlo:
    For the good of society
24. Domozilla777:
    You must
25. 10:04 AM - Mellow Ezlo:
    yes u do
26. 10:04 AM - Azure Sage:
    no i dont
27. Domozilla777:
    Az you need to vote in the most controversial poll of ZD history
28. 10:03 AM - Mellow Ezlo
    replied to thread neuro boost iq
29. Domozilla777:
    ?
30. 10:03 AM - Azure Sage:
    what happened to the small one
31. Domozilla777
    replied to thread neuro boost iq
32. 10:03 AM - Azure Sage:
    wtf is that
33. 10:03 AM - Mellow Ezlo:
    
34. Domozilla777:
    
35. 10:02 AM - Mellow Ezlo
    replied to thread neuro boost iq
36. Domozilla777:
    Did you guys choose neuro boost iq or neuro boost iq?
37. Domozilla777
    replied to thread neuro boost iq

 

[Castle]

"why has my life falling so horribly into a downward spiral that im slowly pushing a lynel through the lost woods with magnesis" -Satan

 

[Pen]

I wish this discussion would have kept going forever and ever!

 

[Alita the Pun]

Once again, read from bottom up. This was quite amusing! XD

Spoiler

1. 11:00 AM - Dizzi:
   aye its nae good for him....
2. 10:59 AM - Deus:
   He is always taking that stuff
3. 10:56 AM - Dizzi:
   he taking Chez??
4. 10:53 AM - Dizzi:
   yea but Dom doing it....
5. 10:53 AM - Deus:
   Soaking in sauce
6. 10:41 AM - Dizzi:
   marinating??
7. 10:41 AM - Dizzi:
   uhu?
8. 10:40 AM - Dizzi
   replied to thread What Annoyed You Today?
9. 10:38 AM - Nicolai:
   Was gonna say... Never been marinated before
10. Domozilla777:
    Except I'll be marinated not you
11. Domozilla777:
    Same!
12. 10:37 AM - Nicolai:
    buh-bye! See you when you're marinated!
13. Domozilla777:
    Cya all
14. Domozilla777:
    Imma go to the beach cuz I'm on vaycay
15. Domozilla777:
    Just marinate me already before I go bad
16. 10:33 AM - Nicolai:
    Aight, sure.
17. Domozilla777:
    Sure!
18. 10:32 AM - Nicolai:
    Do squids have tenderloins?
19. Domozilla777:
    You're a kid?
20. 10:32 AM - Nicolai:
    You're a squid?
21. Domozilla777:
    Yeah freshness is everything, especially for squid
22. 10:31 AM - Nicolai:
    yup. Next time I'll get a fresh Deus.
23. Domozilla777:
    It is 6 years old after all
24. Domozilla777:
    Oh I see what you mean, a little mold
25. 10:29 AM - Nicolai:
    Sorry, that Deus has gone bad.
26. Domozilla777:
    I see
27. 10:29 AM - Nicolai:
    I think you came packaged with grilled chez already.
28. Domozilla777:
    I brought a loaf of Deus
29. 10:28 AM - Nicolai:
    grilled chez... let me see what we have...
30. Domozilla777:
    Gotcha
31. 10:28 AM - Nicolai:
    I need you to seep in the AncientPoe flavor for a while.
32. Domozilla777:
    Can you cook me into a grilled Chez?
33. Domozilla777:
    :0
34. 10:27 AM - Nicolai:
    At least, not till you've marinated for a few hours.
35. Domozilla777:
    Good good good...
36. 10:26 AM - Nicolai:
    No no no...
37. Domozilla777:
    I hope you don't plan to cook me now!!
38. 10:26 AM - Nicolai:
    Maybe it's not important. And I might be a little short on Wiggum, but I'll improvise.
39. 10:25 AM - Nicolai:
    1 pint of Jimmu... what the heck is a Jimmu?
40. 10:24 AM - Nicolai:
    5 tbs Wiggum, 3 cloves aged Poe, 1/2 lbs domozilla tenderloin...
    

 

[Ninja]

I love this place.

1. 5:45 PM - funnier6:
   You sure are
2. 5:44 PM - Spirit
   is an awesome/scary person
3. 5:44 PM - Lilac:
   If her real name was Mary it would be terrifying...
4. 5:43 PM - funnier6:
   That was pretty awesome/scary
5. 5:43 PM - Lilac:
   Oh so you're a hidden user, I get it.
6. 5:41 PM - Lilac:
   or I may be wrong
7. NinJa:
   IT WORKED
8. NinJa:
   HOLY ****
9. 5:41 PM - Lilac:
   Doesn't look like it's working :/
10. 5:40 PM - Spirit:
    What?
11. NinJa
    waits
12. NinJa:
    Spirit.... Spirit.... Spirit
13. NinJa
    stares into the mirror
14. NinJa:
    If you look into the mirror and say Spirit three times, she will appear!
15. 4:59 PM - Satan
    replied to thread Forum Time Outs
16. 4:53 PM - Lilac:
    boo?
17. 4:48 PM - AncientPoe:
    spirit spirit spirit

 

[funnier6]

1. 8:11 PM - Krow:
   
2. funnier6:
   Sorry I needed a moment to die laughing
3. funnier6:
   XD
4. 8:10 PM - Krow:
   May as well say "Great Job Spirit, you're on the right track, just keep trying. You SUCK Krow."
5. funnier6:
   Which oneee
6. 8:09 PM - Krow:
   Lol that response in the riddles
   
   I know it's not much but I wanna look back on this one day and die laughing again

 

[BEN Drowned]

DONT LET THEM IN, DONT LET THEM SEE

BE THE GOOD GIRL YOU ALWAYS HAD TO BE,

CONSEAL DONT FEEL, DONT LET THEM KNOOOOW

 

[Ninja]

Again, I love this place. It may be haunted. It may be because Lynel Lives Matter, but damn it, it's home.

1. 3:06 PM - funnier6:
   I told you
2. 3:06 PM - Satan:
   yeah they have 8 sound effects for them suckin g
3. 3:05 PM - Shironagi:
   they suck
4. 3:05 PM - Satan:
   what was this abou t ylnels
5. 3:05 PM - Shironagi:
   Good grief that worked
6. NinJa:
   HOLY MOTHER JESUS LYNEL CHRIST
7. 3:05 PM - Satan:
   hi
8. 3:04 PM - funnier6:
   Oh who am I kidding all you have to do is say lynels real loud
9. NinJa
   offers the blood of a Bokoblin
10. 3:03 PM - funnier6:
    you forgot the blood sacrifice
11. NinJa
    waits
12. NinJa:
    Satan. Satan... Satan.
13. NinJa
    stares in front of the mirror
14. NinJa:
    It worked on Spirit. Look in the mirror and say Satan three times. It might make him appear.
15. 2:58 PM -

 

[Libk]

 

[Castle]

1. 4:38 PM - Shroom:
   got summoned for jury duty again. rad. cant wait. (kill me please)

 

[Castle]

1. 9:21 PM - Draymorath:
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMby_RAAKUg
2. 9:21 PM - funnier6:
   Uh oh
3. 9:21 PM - Draymorath:
   And I think I'll answer it... with a song.
4. 9:20 PM - Draymorath:
   That's an excellent question...
5. 9:20 PM - funnier6:
   Does it hurt?
6. 9:20 PM - Draymorath:
   Doesn't live up to the hype.
7. 9:19 PM - Draymorath:
   Disappointing.
8. 9:19 PM - Draymorath:
   Um...
9. 9:17 PM - funnier6:
   What's it like being dead?
10. 9:16 PM - Draymorath:
    Too late, already did it.
11. 9:15 PM - EMIYA Shirou:
    Don't.
12. 9:13 PM - Draymorath:
    I'm literally going to kill myself tonight.

 

[Castle]

1. 11:09 AM - Castle:
   also no >.>
2. Castle:
   I can't see pugs without thinking of MiB XD
3. 11:09 AM - Deus:
   I'm not for petting
4. 11:08 AM - Christmas Spirit:
   Pet Deus
5. Castle:
   I wanna pet!! D:
6. 11:08 AM - Christmas Spirit:
   Daaaaw
7. 11:06 AM - Deus:
   Yes and they look like this
8. 11:06 AM - Deus:
   https://www.pets4homes.co.uk/images...ilver-platinum-pug-for-stud-52529889d38fc.jpg
9. 11:05 AM - Christmas Spirit:
   Ooh i didnt know they were a thing
10. 11:05 AM - Deus:
    I saw a silver one the other day which is a rare colour but I didn't get close enough to pet unfortunately
11. 11:04 AM - Christmas Spirit:
    Very friendly
12. 11:04 AM - Deus:
    It's always best when you get to pet
13. 11:04 AM - Christmas Spirit:
    Yeah was a well looked after one.
14. 11:04 AM - Deus:
    Lucky you!
15. 11:04 AM - Christmas Spirit:
    I did
16. 11:04 AM - Deus:
    Did you pet?
17. 11:04 AM - Deus:
    Ooooh!
18. 11:03 AM - Christmas Spirit:
    Black one. Was so cute.
19. 11:03 AM - Deus:
    Ooh!
20. 11:03 AM - Christmas Spirit:
    I saw a pug
21. 11:03 AM - Deus:
    Spirit
22. 11:01 AM - Christmas Spirit:
    Deus