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DONT LET THEM IN, DONT LET THEM SEE

BE THE GOOD GIRL YOU ALWAYS HAD TO BE,

CONSEAL DONT FEEL, DONT LET THEM KNOOOOW
 

Ninja

you shuld have lost tirty pound dis munt
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Again, I love this place. It may be haunted. It may be because Lynel Lives Matter, but damn it, it's home.

  1. 3:06 PM - funnier6:
    I told you :D
  2. 3:06 PM - Satan:
    yeah they have 8 sound effects for them suckin g
  3. 3:05 PM - Shironagi:
    they suck
  4. 3:05 PM - Satan:
    what was this abou t ylnels
  5. 3:05 PM - Shironagi:
    Good grief that worked
  6. NinJa:
    HOLY MOTHER JESUS LYNEL CHRIST
  7. 3:05 PM - Satan:
    hi
  8. 3:04 PM - funnier6:
    Oh who am I kidding all you have to do is say lynels real loud
  9. NinJa
    offers the blood of a Bokoblin
  10. 3:03 PM - funnier6:
    you forgot the blood sacrifice
  11. NinJa
    waits
  12. NinJa:
    Satan. Satan... Satan.
  13. NinJa
    stares in front of the mirror
  14. NinJa:
    It worked on Spirit. Look in the mirror and say Satan three times. It might make him appear.
  15. 2:58 PM -
 

Castle

Ch!ld0fV!si0n
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  1. 9:21 PM - Draymorath:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMby_RAAKUg
  2. 9:21 PM - funnier6:
    Uh oh
  3. 9:21 PM - Draymorath:
    And I think I'll answer it... with a song.
  4. 9:20 PM - Draymorath:
    That's an excellent question...
  5. 9:20 PM - funnier6:
    Does it hurt?
  6. 9:20 PM - Draymorath:
    Doesn't live up to the hype.
  7. 9:19 PM - Draymorath:
    Disappointing.
  8. 9:19 PM - Draymorath:
    Um...
  9. 9:17 PM - funnier6:
    What's it like being dead?
  10. 9:16 PM - Draymorath:
    Too late, already did it.
  11. 9:15 PM - EMIYA Shirou:
    Don't.
  12. 9:13 PM - Draymorath:
    I'm literally going to kill myself tonight.
 

Castle

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  1. 11:09 AM - Castle:
    also no >.>
  2. Castle:
    I can't see pugs without thinking of MiB XD
  3. 11:09 AM - Deus:
    I'm not for petting
  4. 11:08 AM - Christmas Spirit:
    Pet Deus
  5. Castle:
    I wanna pet!! D:
  6. 11:08 AM - Christmas Spirit:
    Daaaaw
  7. 11:06 AM - Deus:
    Yes and they look like this
  8. 11:06 AM - Deus:
    https://www.pets4homes.co.uk/images...ilver-platinum-pug-for-stud-52529889d38fc.jpg
  9. 11:05 AM - Christmas Spirit:
    Ooh i didnt know they were a thing
  10. 11:05 AM - Deus:
    I saw a silver one the other day which is a rare colour but I didn't get close enough to pet unfortunately
  11. 11:04 AM - Christmas Spirit:
    Very friendly
  12. 11:04 AM - Deus:
    It's always best when you get to pet
  13. 11:04 AM - Christmas Spirit:
    Yeah :) was a well looked after one.
  14. 11:04 AM - Deus:
    Lucky you!
  15. 11:04 AM - Christmas Spirit:
    I did :)
  16. 11:04 AM - Deus:
    Did you pet?
  17. 11:04 AM - Deus:
    Ooooh!
  18. 11:03 AM - Christmas Spirit:
    Black one. Was so cute.
  19. 11:03 AM - Deus:
    Ooh!
  20. 11:03 AM - Christmas Spirit:
    I saw a pug
  21. 11:03 AM - Deus:
    Spirit
  22. 11:01 AM - Christmas Spirit:
    Deus
 

Terminus

If I was a wizard this wouldn't be happening to me
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Seth-Today at 7:07 PM


omg Punisher is on Netflix finally


Loz-Today at 7:07 PM


I'd like for you to punish me.


Seth-Today at 7:07 PM


Loz, this is a public chat



pm me


Loz-Today at 7:08 PM


Oh, sorry.


Erixperience-Today at 7:09 PM


im kinkshaming


Seth-Today at 7:13 PM


Good, I like being shamed


Erixperience-Today at 7:13 PM


(ಠ_ಠ)
 

Castle

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  1. 6:46 PM - Nautas:
    Thanks. They try.
  2. 6:46 PM - Pendio:
    Impressive
  3. 6:40 PM - Nautas:
    My boobs work like that
  4. 6:32 PM - Nautas:
    That gif. :oops:
  5. 6:09 PM - Draymorath:
    Pyra's boobs: zip in three different directions
  6. 6:09 PM - Draymorath:
    Pyra: takes a step forward
  7. 6:08 PM - Spider-Bok:
    Never change, Japan
  8. 6:08 PM - Draymorath:
    Also she's wearing armor or something.
  9. 6:08 PM - Draymorath:
    Damn straight.
  10. 6:07 PM - Spider-Bok:
    That's not how boobs work
  11. 6:07 PM - PrincessNiki
    face palm
  12. 6:06 PM - Draymorath:
    https://twitter.com/MasterNaziro/status/935254120222609410
 

Terminus

If I was a wizard this wouldn't be happening to me
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[3:41:03 PM] Eric the Red: things are back to normal
[3:41:07 PM] Eric the Red: I feel super relived
[3:41:16 PM] Chase: woop
[3:42:36 PM] Eric the Red: Ive been painfully stressed out lately, this is a huge wight off my shoulders
[3:42:45 PM] Eric the Red: weight
[3:42:53 PM] Chase: o
[3:42:55 PM] Eric the Red: there's not an overweight lich on my shoulder
[3:43:20 PM] Chase: =p
[3:43:23 PM] Chase: can a lich be overweight?
[3:43:30 PM] Chase: I mean you figure the fat would rot off easily
[3:43:34 PM] Eric the Red: ...
[3:43:36 PM] Eric the Red: true
[3:43:40 PM] Eric the Red: maybe he's a tall lich
[3:43:47 PM] Eric the Red: or was a large creature
[3:43:53 PM] Chase: or a lich in armor
[3:44:17 PM] Eric the Red: Also a distinct possibility
 

Night Owl

~Momentai
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  1. 5:19 PM - Tristan:
    Hot chocolate actually
  2. 5:19 PM - Domozilla777:
    Hey guys
  3. Night Owl:
    Do you offer them tea or coffee?
  4. 5:18 PM - Tristan:
    Invite them inside if you like!
  5. 5:18 PM - Satan:
    i got gored by a deer in the typhlo ruins in master mode earlier
  6. 5:18 PM - Tristan:
    You gotta bait them with maple syrup and occasionally poutine and then take them to your igloo so they can get comfortable with you
  7. Night Owl:
    lol
  8. 5:17 PM - Tristan:
    I can ride my pet moose easy enough, but catching them in the wild is tricky
  9. Night Owl:
    not food
  10. 5:16 PM - Satan:
    dragons are friends
  11. Night Owl:
    I figure canadians can speak to moose and politely ask to ride them, making the task simpler
  12. 5:13 PM - PrincessNiki:
    As seen in BOTW aren't Moose hard to catch XD
  13. 5:13 PM - PrincessNiki:
    lol
  14. Night Owl:
    If mezlo disturbed me by riding a moose to my door with some maple syrup, I'd be ok with that
  15. Night Owl:
    Canadians disturb people in the nicest ways possible
  16. 5:11 PM - Azure Sage:
    The dragon was his friend!
  17. 5:11 PM - PrincessNiki:
    Mezlo just poked a sleeping dragon and lived somehow
Canadians
 

Castle

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  1. 12:09 AM - Satan:
    oh its you, poe. sorry, thought you were az
  2. Castle:
    Parents used to make their kids eat soap for cursing. Now kids voluntarily swallow tide pods for personal amusement.
  3. 12:09 AM - Satan:
    ur a fartbutt
  4. 12:09 AM - AncientPoe:
    and fartbutt
  5. 12:09 AM - Satan:
    and butts
  6. 12:09 AM - Satan:
    and stupid
  7. 12:09 AM - DJ Twitch:
    LIKE POOP!
  8. 12:08 AM - DJ Twitch:
    SAYING SWEARS
  9. Castle:
    I know! Let's engage in baseless speculation and spread malicious rumors!
  10. 12:08 AM - Satan:
    the soap thing is usually associated with cursing
  11. 12:07 AM - All Might:
    What did he do that would coerce that type of "punishment"?
  12. 12:07 AM - DJ Twitch:
    well we know he's not blind..
  13. 12:07 AM - All Might:
    The real question is, why?
  14. 12:07 AM - Satan:
    dont think any handsoaps made during yigas lifetime are toxic
  15. 12:06 AM - Azure Sage:
    That **** could poison him
  16. 12:06 AM - Azure Sage:
    He could like, call the cops on them
  17. 12:06 AM - DJ Twitch:
    hmm
  18. 12:05 AM - Satan:
    but what if its not and his parents really made him eat the soap
  19. 12:04 AM - Satan:
    he ate the soap
  20. 12:04 AM - Satan:
    eat
  21. 12:04 AM - Satan:
    but yiga said
  22. 12:03 AM - Satan:
    yeah
 

Jirohnagi

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