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Pen

The game is on!
What did I just find? XD

@Bok of the Wild @Satan @Mido @Dark

May14, 2017 6:36 PM - @Bok of the Wild: and happy mothers day if either of u guys also happen to be moms
May 14, 2017 6:37 PM - @Satan: funny you mention that, mido is pregnant
May 14, 2017 6:37 PM - @Satan: congratulations mido (:
May 14, 2017 6:38 PM - @Bok of the Wild: oh wow grats my friend!
May 14, 2017 6:41 PM - @Mido: Thanks guys! I too just figured this out now!
May 14, 2017 6:41 PM - @Bok of the Wild: oh wow whose the father?
May 14, 2017 6:42 PM - @Satan: pendio is the father
May 14, 2017 6:42 PM - @Dark: Wait mido cant be pregnant, he is a male
May 14, 2017 6:42 PM - @Bok of the Wild: didn't we have a talk about pendio impregnating people without them knowing?
May 14, 2017 6:42 PM - @Satan: wow how oppressive dark
May 14, 2017 6:42 PM - @Bok of the Wild: Omg dark im so triggered
May 14, 2017 6:42 PM - @Satan: pendio doesnt LISENT
May 14, 2017 6:42 PM - @Bok of the Wild: Men can get pregnant
May 14, 2017 6:42 PM - @Satan: cant type
May 14, 2017 6:43 PM - @Dark: No, they can't.
May 14, 2017 6:43 PM - @Bok of the Wild: pendio does suck at lisenting
May 14, 2017 6:43 PM - @Mido: People have been shipping us for years
May 14, 2017 6:43 PM - @Satan: you make a cute couple, mido :)
May 14, 2017 6:44 PM - @Bok of the Wild: i can't wait till ur a milf mido :)
May 14, 2017 6:44 PM - @Satan: o-oh
May 14, 2017 6:44 PM - @Mido: I'll be sure to tell you when the day comes
 

Dio

~ It's me, Dio!~
Joined
Jul 6, 2011
Location
England
Gender
Absolute unit
9:19 PM - @pyjamas5189: I swear this stupid phone hates me
9:19 PM - @pyjamas5189: OMG I didn't check before sending
9:18 PM - @pyjamas5189: Ah autocorrect!
9:18 PM - @Spirit: Hehehehhehhe
9:18 PM - @Draymorath: It's something that I started doing and then everybody else started doing it because le maymays.
9:18 PM - @pyjamas5189: What is holocaust of the day?
9:18 PM - @Nicolai: I think I'm missing the point of "Holo of the day"
 

Castle

Ch!ld0fV!si0n
Joined
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Pan-decepticon-transdeliberate-selfidentifying-sodiumbased-extraexistential-temporal anomaly
  1. 2:54 PM - Draymorath
    posts pictures of Holo
  2. 2:53 PM - Nicolai:
    Which reminds me...
  3. 2:53 PM - Draymorath
    posts pictures of all the subhuman babes that Geralt sleeps with
  4. 2:53 PM - Wombat Veteran:
    :D
  5. 2:53 PM - Wombat Veteran:
    In the third game, you can have meaningless sex with one of the antagonists after killing the giant from Jack and the Beanstalk.
  6. 2:52 PM - Nicolai:
    But... but... I can't see the pictures!
  7. 2:52 PM - Draymorath
    posts pictures of naked Trish
  8. 2:52 PM - Nicolai:
    Alright, no more "giggity." I can see it's not a crowdpleaser.
  9. 2:52 PM - Wombat Veteran:
    I mean, Witcher is a very lewd series.
  10. 2:51 PM - Draymorath
    posts pictures of naked anime girls
  11. 2:51 PM - Nicolai:
    Now I can't tell if you guys are being intentionally lewd or not...
  12. 2:51 PM - Draymorath:
    JustkiddingIhaven'tplayedWitcher.
  13. 2:51 PM - Draymorath:
    Or you could play an actually good game, hahah hohoh.
  14. 2:50 PM - Wombat Veteran:
    An expansion bigger than most games.
  15. 2:50 PM - Draymorath:
    Even though it'll probably be disappointing.
  16. 2:50 PM - Nicolai:
    Ah, I see, Dray is showing me how its done.
  17. 2:50 PM - Wombat Veteran:
    Witcher 3's Blood and Wine expansion.
  18. 2:50 PM - Wombat Veteran:
    Know what I could buy for the same price as Breath of the Wild's loose collection of nonsense?
  19. 2:50 PM - Draymorath:
    We haven't even seen the story DLC yet.
  20. 2:50 PM - Draymorath:
    Not as hard as me.
  21. 2:49 PM - Wombat Veteran:
    I love Breath of the Wild, but **** its DLC.
  22. 2:49 PM - Wombat Veteran:
    Oh, this isn't my worst. I'm probably the hardest on Nintendo out of everyone here.
  23. 2:49 PM - Nicolai:
    Ah, I see. A critic :/
  24. 2:48 PM - Draymorath:
    I mean, there are better ways of doing it. Giggity isn't very funny, and "that's what she said" is super old.
  25. 2:48 PM - Wombat Veteran:
    You mean the fifty floors of same-y enemies challenge?
  26. 2:48 PM - Nicolai:
    Cuz you all have been so clean and spotless up until now :P
  27. 2:47 PM - Nicolai:
    There, now I have taught you all how sexual humor works. Didn't think it was necessary, seeing as how this is the internet...
  28. 2:47 PM - Draymorath:
    But Wombatto, there's the Trial of da Sword.
  29. 2:46 PM - Nicolai:
    I know, Wombat, that's what makes it funny. At least to me :3
  30. 2:46 PM - Nicolai:
    interchangable with "if you know what I mean," "That's what she said..."
  31. 2:46 PM - Wombat Veteran:
    As always.
  32. 2:45 PM - Wombat Veteran:
    I'm just griping about Nintendo.
  33. 2:45 PM - Wombat Veteran:
    That wasn't my intention.
  34. 2:45 PM - Nicolai:
    Sort of. I was just pointing out Wombat's lewd comment.
  35. 2:43 PM - Spirit:
    If that was a Family Guy reference.
  36. 2:43 PM - Spirit:
    Shut. Up.
  37. 2:43 PM - Nicolai:
    giggity
  38. 2:43 PM - Wombat Veteran:
    And charged only for big expansions.
  39. 2:42 PM - Wombat Veteran:
    If this were The Witcher series, CDProjekt would have released all of the extra stuff for free.
  40. 2:41 PM - Stormageden747
    replied to thread SNES Classic Edition
  41. 2:38 PM - Satan:
    i was gonna look at that hard mode ideas thread but there was too much text on the page my phone couldnt handle it and my browser crashed
  42. 2:37 PM - Satan:
    i forgot about the map feature already
  43. 2:36 PM - Stormageden747
    replied to thread If there Was a 4th Triforce...
  44. 2:36 PM - Wombat Veteran:
    And not "hard mode" or the much touted "map feature".
  45. 2:36 PM - Wombat Veteran:
    I'd love for some actual content.
 

Alita the Pun

Dmitri
Joined
Oct 6, 2016
Location
Nintendo Memeverse
Gender
A Mellophone Player... Mellophonista?
You will have to read this from the bottom up.
  1. Domozilla777:
    but neuro boost iq is better
  2. Domozilla777:
    Fair point
  3. 10:08 AM - Mellow Ezlo:
    You brought it up
  4. Domozilla777:
    Listen man let's not get politics involved here
  5. 10:07 AM - Mellow Ezlo:
    Come on man
  6. 10:07 AM - Mellow Ezlo:
    neuro boost iq is way better than neuro boost iq
  7. 10:07 AM - Mellow Ezlo:
    Dude, what
  8. 10:07 AM - Mellow Ezlo:
    or... that too i guess
  9. Domozilla777:
    *commercial voice* Neuro boost iq has changed my life, don't miss this great opportunity!
  10. 10:06 AM - Mellow Ezlo:
    Like talk in the sb of a video game forum?
  11. 10:06 AM - Azure Sage:
    like posting the pics of my master mode playthrough
  12. 10:06 AM - Azure Sage:
    ive got more important things to do
  13. 10:05 AM - Mellow Ezlo:
    Or lack thereof
  14. Domozilla777:
    V
  15. 10:05 AM - Azure Sage:
    what sanity
  16. 10:05 AM - Mellow Ezlo:
    must
  17. 10:05 AM - Mellow Ezlo:
    You just
  18. 10:05 AM - Mellow Ezlo:
    In order to maintain your sanity
  19. 10:05 AM - Mellow Ezlo:
    And for your own sake
  20. 10:05 AM - Azure Sage:
    i have seen nothing
  21. 10:05 AM - Azure Sage:
    umu
  22. Domozilla777:
    You have already seen, why don't you believe
  23. 10:04 AM - Mellow Ezlo:
    For the good of society
  24. Domozilla777:
    You must
  25. 10:04 AM - Mellow Ezlo:
    yes u do
  26. 10:04 AM - Azure Sage:
    no i dont
  27. Domozilla777:
    Az you need to vote in the most controversial poll of ZD history
  28. 10:03 AM - Mellow Ezlo
    replied to thread neuro boost iq
  29. Domozilla777:
    ?
  30. 10:03 AM - Azure Sage:
    what happened to the small one
  31. Domozilla777
    replied to thread neuro boost iq
  32. 10:03 AM - Azure Sage:
    wtf is that
  33. 10:03 AM - Mellow Ezlo:
    :wynaut:
  34. Domozilla777:
    :wynaut:
  35. 10:02 AM - Mellow Ezlo
    replied to thread neuro boost iq
  36. Domozilla777:
    Did you guys choose neuro boost iq or neuro boost iq?
  37. Domozilla777
    replied to thread neuro boost iq
 

Castle

Ch!ld0fV!si0n
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Gender
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"why has my life falling so horribly into a downward spiral that im slowly pushing a lynel through the lost woods with magnesis" -Satan
 

Alita the Pun

Dmitri
Joined
Oct 6, 2016
Location
Nintendo Memeverse
Gender
A Mellophone Player... Mellophonista?
Once again, read from bottom up. This was quite amusing! XD

  1. 11:00 AM - Dizzi:
    aye its nae good for him....
  2. 10:59 AM - Deus:
    He is always taking that stuff
  3. 10:56 AM - Dizzi:
    he taking Chez??
  4. 10:53 AM - Dizzi:
    yea but Dom doing it....
  5. 10:53 AM - Deus:
    Soaking in sauce
  6. 10:41 AM - Dizzi:
    marinating??
  7. 10:41 AM - Dizzi:
    uhu?
  8. 10:40 AM - Dizzi
    replied to thread What Annoyed You Today?
  9. 10:38 AM - Nicolai:
    Was gonna say... Never been marinated before
  10. Domozilla777:
    Except I'll be marinated not you
  11. Domozilla777:
    Same!
  12. 10:37 AM - Nicolai:
    buh-bye! See you when you're marinated!
  13. Domozilla777:
    Cya all
  14. Domozilla777:
    Imma go to the beach cuz I'm on vaycay
  15. Domozilla777:
    Just marinate me already before I go bad
  16. 10:33 AM - Nicolai:
    Aight, sure.
  17. Domozilla777:
    Sure!
  18. 10:32 AM - Nicolai:
    Do squids have tenderloins?
  19. Domozilla777:
    You're a kid?
  20. 10:32 AM - Nicolai:
    You're a squid?
  21. Domozilla777:
    Yeah freshness is everything, especially for squid
  22. 10:31 AM - Nicolai:
    yup. Next time I'll get a fresh Deus.
  23. Domozilla777:
    It is 6 years old after all
  24. Domozilla777:
    Oh I see what you mean, a little mold
  25. 10:29 AM - Nicolai:
    Sorry, that Deus has gone bad.
  26. Domozilla777:
    I see
  27. 10:29 AM - Nicolai:
    I think you came packaged with grilled chez already.
  28. Domozilla777:
    I brought a loaf of Deus
  29. 10:28 AM - Nicolai:
    grilled chez... let me see what we have...
  30. Domozilla777:
    Gotcha
  31. 10:28 AM - Nicolai:
    I need you to seep in the AncientPoe flavor for a while.
  32. Domozilla777:
    Can you cook me into a grilled Chez?
  33. Domozilla777:
    :0
  34. 10:27 AM - Nicolai:
    At least, not till you've marinated for a few hours.
  35. Domozilla777:
    Good good good...
  36. 10:26 AM - Nicolai:
    No no no...
  37. Domozilla777:
    I hope you don't plan to cook me now!!
  38. 10:26 AM - Nicolai:
    Maybe it's not important. And I might be a little short on Wiggum, but I'll improvise.
  39. 10:25 AM - Nicolai:
    1 pint of Jimmu... what the heck is a Jimmu?
  40. 10:24 AM - Nicolai:
    5 tbs Wiggum, 3 cloves aged Poe, 1/2 lbs domozilla tenderloin...
 

Ninja

Well well well
Joined
Jul 5, 2017
I love this place.

  1. 5:45 PM - funnier6:
    You sure are :D
  2. 5:44 PM - Spirit
    is an awesome/scary person
  3. 5:44 PM - Lilac:
    If her real name was Mary it would be terrifying...
  4. 5:43 PM - funnier6:
    That was pretty awesome/scary
  5. 5:43 PM - Lilac:
    Oh so you're a hidden user, I get it.
  6. 5:41 PM - Lilac:
    or I may be wrong
  7. NinJa:
    IT WORKED
  8. NinJa:
    HOLY ****
  9. 5:41 PM - Lilac:
    Doesn't look like it's working :/
  10. 5:40 PM - Spirit:
    What?
  11. NinJa
    waits
  12. NinJa:
    Spirit.... Spirit.... Spirit
  13. NinJa
    stares into the mirror
  14. NinJa:
    If you look into the mirror and say Spirit three times, she will appear!
  15. 4:59 PM - Satan
    replied to thread Forum Time Outs
  16. 4:53 PM - Lilac:
    boo?
  17. 4:48 PM - AncientPoe:
    spirit spirit spirit
 
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Gender
Male
DONT LET THEM IN, DONT LET THEM SEE

BE THE GOOD GIRL YOU ALWAYS HAD TO BE,

CONSEAL DONT FEEL, DONT LET THEM KNOOOOW
 

Ninja

Well well well
Joined
Jul 5, 2017
Again, I love this place. It may be haunted. It may be because Lynel Lives Matter, but damn it, it's home.

  1. 3:06 PM - funnier6:
    I told you :D
  2. 3:06 PM - Satan:
    yeah they have 8 sound effects for them suckin g
  3. 3:05 PM - Shironagi:
    they suck
  4. 3:05 PM - Satan:
    what was this abou t ylnels
  5. 3:05 PM - Shironagi:
    Good grief that worked
  6. NinJa:
    HOLY MOTHER JESUS LYNEL CHRIST
  7. 3:05 PM - Satan:
    hi
  8. 3:04 PM - funnier6:
    Oh who am I kidding all you have to do is say lynels real loud
  9. NinJa
    offers the blood of a Bokoblin
  10. 3:03 PM - funnier6:
    you forgot the blood sacrifice
  11. NinJa
    waits
  12. NinJa:
    Satan. Satan... Satan.
  13. NinJa
    stares in front of the mirror
  14. NinJa:
    It worked on Spirit. Look in the mirror and say Satan three times. It might make him appear.
  15. 2:58 PM -
 

Castle

Ch!ld0fV!si0n
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Pan-decepticon-transdeliberate-selfidentifying-sodiumbased-extraexistential-temporal anomaly
  1. 9:21 PM - Draymorath:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMby_RAAKUg
  2. 9:21 PM - funnier6:
    Uh oh
  3. 9:21 PM - Draymorath:
    And I think I'll answer it... with a song.
  4. 9:20 PM - Draymorath:
    That's an excellent question...
  5. 9:20 PM - funnier6:
    Does it hurt?
  6. 9:20 PM - Draymorath:
    Doesn't live up to the hype.
  7. 9:19 PM - Draymorath:
    Disappointing.
  8. 9:19 PM - Draymorath:
    Um...
  9. 9:17 PM - funnier6:
    What's it like being dead?
  10. 9:16 PM - Draymorath:
    Too late, already did it.
  11. 9:15 PM - EMIYA Shirou:
    Don't.
  12. 9:13 PM - Draymorath:
    I'm literally going to kill myself tonight.
 

Castle

Ch!ld0fV!si0n
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  1. 11:09 AM - Castle:
    also no >.>
  2. Castle:
    I can't see pugs without thinking of MiB XD
  3. 11:09 AM - Deus:
    I'm not for petting
  4. 11:08 AM - Christmas Spirit:
    Pet Deus
  5. Castle:
    I wanna pet!! D:
  6. 11:08 AM - Christmas Spirit:
    Daaaaw
  7. 11:06 AM - Deus:
    Yes and they look like this
  8. 11:06 AM - Deus:
    https://www.pets4homes.co.uk/images...ilver-platinum-pug-for-stud-52529889d38fc.jpg
  9. 11:05 AM - Christmas Spirit:
    Ooh i didnt know they were a thing
  10. 11:05 AM - Deus:
    I saw a silver one the other day which is a rare colour but I didn't get close enough to pet unfortunately
  11. 11:04 AM - Christmas Spirit:
    Very friendly
  12. 11:04 AM - Deus:
    It's always best when you get to pet
  13. 11:04 AM - Christmas Spirit:
    Yeah :) was a well looked after one.
  14. 11:04 AM - Deus:
    Lucky you!
  15. 11:04 AM - Christmas Spirit:
    I did :)
  16. 11:04 AM - Deus:
    Did you pet?
  17. 11:04 AM - Deus:
    Ooooh!
  18. 11:03 AM - Christmas Spirit:
    Black one. Was so cute.
  19. 11:03 AM - Deus:
    Ooh!
  20. 11:03 AM - Christmas Spirit:
    I saw a pug
  21. 11:03 AM - Deus:
    Spirit
  22. 11:01 AM - Christmas Spirit:
    Deus
 

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