Corrupt a wish!

[Jirohnagi]

Granted but you become a leathersack of bones.

I was my BUTT WAS MADE OF GOLD, no metal plate T.T

 

[SpiteChaotic]

Franted. Your butt is now complete gold. Making it hard to sit considering the cheeks are forever rounded and when you do sit it gives you a bad poster leading to years of physical therapy for your spine.

Man your wishes are becoming the BUTT of my jokes.

I wish Megalovania was my theme song and could be heard whenever i was doing something epic.

 

[Jirohnagi]

Granted but it only ever happens when you are in the bathroom

I wish i had a steel rod for a spine

 

[SpiteChaotic]

Granted. Your spine is now a rusted steel rod. You are unable to bend or move your back in anyway as the rust starts to seep into your blood. Causing you to die a slow agonizing death.

Your back got stiff and then you became a stiff.

I wish my 3DS could download things properly without having to be in sleep mode

 

[Jirohnagi]

You 3DS downloads properly but your battery will always die before it finishes downloading.

Wait how can i die? I am undead as well as the grim reaper?

Wish i had rust remover.

 

[Zelda18]

Wish granted, it removes rust by turning anything it touches into air.

I wish i had a good siggy

 

[Jirohnagi]

Granted but it was made by Stephen Hawking

I wish that for once my sister wasn't a stupid Cow

 

[SpiteChaotic]

Granted. She is now an agressive minotaur. She is now forever chasing you through a maze. You better get "moooving"

I wish I had the gold mega man amiibo.

 

[Jirohnagi]

Granted but it's actually PYrite and thus absolutely worthless

Wish i had a shotgun

 

[ectoBiologist]

Granted. The shotgun you receive is made by Nerf. Good luck in the Zombie Apocalypse ^^

I wish I had the ability to live without oxygen.

 

[Jirohnagi]

Granted. The shotgun you receive is made by Nerf. Good luck in the Zombie Apocalypse ^^

I wish I had the ability to live without oxygen.

Granted you now need to breather pure hydrogen to survive

I wish my shotgun was actually useful

 

[Vanessa28]

Granted but it turns into a radio player.

I wish I could fly a spaceship

 

[ectoBiologist]

Granted but it turns into a radio player.

I wish I could fly a spaceship

Granted. Now you have the ability to fly a spaceship. Hope you can find one.

I wish I could have infinite knowledge of every single thing in the entire universe, and beyond.

 

[SpiteChaotic]

Oh oh oh Granted happily. You now know everything thing that has happened and is happening. Down to the smallest detail forever burned into your mind. Knowing of every detail of your creation and seeing it in your mind to every picture on the internet.

I wish I had a sandwich that will not kill me.

 

[Jirohnagi]

Granted, your sandwich turns to ash in your mouth.

I wish my radio didn't work T.T