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Corrupt a wish!

SpiteChaotic

The lazy Chaos Bringer
Joined
Mar 25, 2015
Ganted you have a plate of gold stuck to your butt. Making you unable to release your bowels and ultimately dieing from being unable to use the bathroom. What a ****TY way to die.

I wish my puns were as humerus as Sans.
 

SpiteChaotic

The lazy Chaos Bringer
Joined
Mar 25, 2015
Franted. Your butt is now complete gold. Making it hard to sit considering the cheeks are forever rounded and when you do sit it gives you a bad poster leading to years of physical therapy for your spine.

Man your wishes are becoming the BUTT of my jokes.

I wish Megalovania was my theme song and could be heard whenever i was doing something epic.
 

SpiteChaotic

The lazy Chaos Bringer
Joined
Mar 25, 2015
Granted. Your spine is now a rusted steel rod. You are unable to bend or move your back in anyway as the rust starts to seep into your blood. Causing you to die a slow agonizing death.

Your back got stiff and then you became a stiff.

I wish my 3DS could download things properly without having to be in sleep mode
 

Jirohnagi

Braava Braava
Joined
Feb 18, 2010
Location
Soul Sanctum
Gender
Geosexual
You 3DS downloads properly but your battery will always die before it finishes downloading.

Wait how can i die? I am undead as well as the grim reaper?

Wish i had rust remover.
 

SpiteChaotic

The lazy Chaos Bringer
Joined
Mar 25, 2015
Granted. She is now an agressive minotaur. She is now forever chasing you through a maze. You better get "moooving"

I wish I had the gold mega man amiibo.
 

SpiteChaotic

The lazy Chaos Bringer
Joined
Mar 25, 2015
Oh oh oh Granted happily. You now know everything thing that has happened and is happening. Down to the smallest detail forever burned into your mind. Knowing of every detail of your creation and seeing it in your mind to every picture on the internet.

I wish I had a sandwich that will not kill me.
 

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