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Corrupt a wish!

SpiteChaotic

The lazy Chaos Bringer
Joined
Mar 25, 2015
Granted but sadly any copy of kirby's epic yarn you ever have gets damaged beyond repair.

I wish for squid amiibo.
 

HyrulePug

You're meeting all of my standards!
Joined
May 24, 2015
Location
The Underground
Gender
Genderfluid
You get Mida's Touch (whatever that is) but everyone thinks you're some sort of black witch and they try to burn you at the stake. They succeed.

I wish I had a bowl of mac'n'cheese.
 

SpiteChaotic

The lazy Chaos Bringer
Joined
Mar 25, 2015
You get a bowl of five year old mac and cheese that has black mold on it.

I wish for the future to be now.

(the midas touch is that anything you touch turn to gold.)
 

HyrulePug

You're meeting all of my standards!
Joined
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The Underground
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Genderfluid
In the future the sun is consuming Earth. And it's not slow. (OOOOH. I see.)

I wish I had a button that I could press that whenever I pressed it all the little kids currently on the Earth just spontaneously combust. Those snotty little rodents! Little kids are like feral dogs! Disgusting, mangy, and could have rabies!
 

Jirohnagi

Braava Braava
Joined
Feb 18, 2010
Location
Soul Sanctum
Gender
Geosexual
You get your wish but they then turn into thousands of tiny yapping dogs that have the abilities of piranha.

I wish i hadn't been burned but was still alive and well with my midas touch
 

HyrulePug

You're meeting all of my standards!
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Genderfluid
Granted but you turn yourself into solid gold by accident.

I wish I had mayonnaise to eat right now. MAYONNAISE!
 

SpiteChaotic

The lazy Chaos Bringer
Joined
Mar 25, 2015
You get your mayonaise. But is was poorly made tasting of rotten eggs and giving you food poisoning making you puke for days.

I wish for a pet koopa.
 

SpiteChaotic

The lazy Chaos Bringer
Joined
Mar 25, 2015
Granted but you still turn anything you eat or eat with to gold either leaving gold in your food or just unable to eat. Gold in your food is poisonous.

I wish I was a Ganondorf that killed Link.
 

SpiteChaotic

The lazy Chaos Bringer
Joined
Mar 25, 2015
Granted. Your body processes gold into lead which kills you even faster.

I wish I had the Koopa kingdom technology and magic.
 

Jirohnagi

Braava Braava
Joined
Feb 18, 2010
Location
Soul Sanctum
Gender
Geosexual
Granted but the only tech you gain is how to make a shell

I wish gold didn't kill me (In all technicality my last wish shoulda cleared that up but meh corrupt a wish n all)
 

SpiteChaotic

The lazy Chaos Bringer
Joined
Mar 25, 2015
Granted but you make so much gold that it becomes worthless. Even fool's gold is worth more now.

I wish I had the powers Darkness.
 

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