Corrupt a wish!

[SpiteChaotic]

Granted but sadly any copy of kirby's epic yarn you ever have gets damaged beyond repair.

I wish for squid amiibo.

 

[Jirohnagi]

You get your squid amiibo but have sold your wii U to get a damaged amiibo

I wish for Midas' Touch.

 

[HyrulePug]

You get Mida's Touch (whatever that is) but everyone thinks you're some sort of black witch and they try to burn you at the stake. They succeed.

I wish I had a bowl of mac'n'cheese.

 

[SpiteChaotic]

You get a bowl of five year old mac and cheese that has black mold on it.

I wish for the future to be now.

(the midas touch is that anything you touch turn to gold.)

 

[HyrulePug]

In the future the sun is consuming Earth. And it's not slow. (OOOOH. I see.)

I wish I had a button that I could press that whenever I pressed it all the little kids currently on the Earth just spontaneously combust. Those snotty little rodents! Little kids are like feral dogs! Disgusting, mangy, and could have rabies!

 

[Jirohnagi]

You get your wish but they then turn into thousands of tiny yapping dogs that have the abilities of piranha.

I wish i hadn't been burned but was still alive and well with my midas touch

 

[HyrulePug]

Granted but you turn yourself into solid gold by accident.

I wish I had mayonnaise to eat right now. MAYONNAISE!

 

[SpiteChaotic]

You get your mayonaise. But is was poorly made tasting of rotten eggs and giving you food poisoning making you puke for days.

I wish for a pet koopa.

 

[HyrulePug]

Granted but the koopa bites off your nose. Ouch.

I wish my crush would date me.

 

[Jirohnagi]

Granted but they Crush you flat.

I wish i wasn't gold anymore and my golden touch didn't work on me anymore.

 

[SpiteChaotic]

Granted but you still turn anything you eat or eat with to gold either leaving gold in your food or just unable to eat. Gold in your food is poisonous.

I wish I was a Ganondorf that killed Link.

 

[Jirohnagi]

Granted you then become a pig beast slain by new link

I wish i could process gold.

 

[SpiteChaotic]

Granted. Your body processes gold into lead which kills you even faster.

I wish I had the Koopa kingdom technology and magic.

 

[Jirohnagi]

Granted but the only tech you gain is how to make a shell

I wish gold didn't kill me (In all technicality my last wish shoulda cleared that up but meh corrupt a wish n all)

 

[SpiteChaotic]

Granted but you make so much gold that it becomes worthless. Even fool's gold is worth more now.

I wish I had the powers Darkness.