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Corrupt a wish!

Jirohnagi

Braava Braava
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Geosexual
Granted, you can now fly but unfortunately you can only fly downwards

Dammit you twisted my wish now i was my last wish was corrupted not twisted
 

pkfroce

Skelepuns
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Nov 25, 2012
Location
The Underground
Gender
Male
Granted. But I ****ed up bc my wish granting skills are...
rusty.

So instead, I accidentally gave you more rust.

I wish I was better at granting wishes. :(

EDIT: Well it seems I've been ninja'd...

EDIT AGAIN: Wait no I just didnt scroll all the way down. But hey SMS's post corrputed a different wish so it all works out I guess.

EDIT AGAIN AGAIN: Wait nope I wasn't even on the last page **** me just ignore this.
 

ectoBiologist

Still Fandom Trash
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Jul 7, 2015
Location
Furthest Ring
Granted. But I ****ed up bc my wish granting skills are...
rusty.

So instead, I accidentally gave you more rust.

I wish I was better at granting wishes. :(

EDIT: Well it seems I've been ninja'd...

EDIT AGAIN: Wait no I just didnt scroll all the way down. But hey SMS's post corrputed a different wish so it all works out I guess.

EDIT AGAIN AGAIN: Wait nope I wasn't even on the last page **** me just ignore this.
I can still reply. Might as well continue the chain, right?

Granted. You are now a master genie, cursed to live in a lamp, in some forgotten tomb, until some explorer comes to free you, only for you to return to the lamp after 3 wishes.

I wish I could communicate with every person and animal on Earth, with their speak sounding like English to me, and my speak sounding like their native language to them.
 

Vanessa28

Angel of Darkness
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Jan 31, 2010
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Yahtzee, Supernatural
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Angel of Darkness
I can still reply. Might as well continue the chain, right?

Granted. You are now a master genie, cursed to live in a lamp, in some forgotten tomb, until some explorer comes to free you, only for you to return to the lamp after 3 wishes.

I wish I could communicate with every person and animal on Earth, with their speak sounding like English to me, and my speak sounding like their native language to them.
Granted but they won't leave you alone and will talk to you every sec of your life.

I wish I could travel through time :D
 

Jirohnagi

Braava Braava
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Feb 18, 2010
Location
Soul Sanctum
Gender
Geosexual
Granted but they won't leave you alone and will talk to you every sec of your life.

I wish I could travel through time :D

Granted, but you become horrible distorted by the things you view and the fact you travel through time with nor protection, over time you literally become a time zombie hell bent on killing your prior self to stop this horrible existence

I wish i had a Tardis
 

Vanessa28

Angel of Darkness
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Granted, but you become horrible distorted by the things you view and the fact you travel through time with nor protection, over time you literally become a time zombie hell bent on killing your prior self to stop this horrible existence

I wish i had a Tardis
Granted but it will be so small you can't even put an ant in it.

I wish I could turn into a dragon and spit fire.
 

Jirohnagi

Braava Braava
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Soul Sanctum
Gender
Geosexual
Granted but it will be so big you need an airplane to enter it.

I wish my laptop would talk to me.

Granted, but it only speaks in a language you don't understand while simultaneously insulting you each time you attempt to change it's language

I wish my Tardis was bigger on the Inside but the RIGHT size on the outside.
 

Vanessa28

Angel of Darkness
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Granted, but it only speaks in a language you don't understand while simultaneously insulting you each time you attempt to change it's language

I wish my Tardis was bigger on the Inside but the RIGHT size on the outside.
Granted but once you'll enter your Tardis it will turn into soup and is useless

I wish I didn't have to sneeze when near cats
 

Jirohnagi

Braava Braava
Joined
Feb 18, 2010
Location
Soul Sanctum
Gender
Geosexual
Granted you are taken to the realm of tolkien but unfortunately it's the age of man, everything interesting has happened all they do now is work in offices.

I wish for Chaos
 

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