Corrupt a wish!

[Night Owl]

Granted, But your pet tries to kill you.

I wish Blah blah blah Bacon Blah blah blah triforce.

 

[Triforce Ballad]

Well, blahblahblah, BLAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish to meet Tobuscus!

 

[prince rallis]

Granted but he/she is in disguise so you don't recognize him/her.

I wish I could find the computer room.

 

[Woyogoyo]

Granted, but it no longer exists.

I wish I wasn`t bored.

 

[prince rallis]

Granted,but now you're being tortured.

I wish I was a Video Game character.

 

[Woyogoyo]

Granted, you`re a Magikarp that can`t evolve.

I wish I could fly as long as I could focus.

 

[prince rallis]

Granted,but you can't focus anymore.

I wish I Minecraft Style will be back up soon.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but it goes out right afterwards.

I wish my arm wouldn't go numb every time I laid on it. :I

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but it goes numb if you're not laying on it, and it breaks if you are.

I wish my computer would let me see my notifications.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but that's all you can see on the page. Nothing else, no posts... nothing.

I wish my kitties wouldn't try to climb our Christmas Tree :I

 

[prince rallis]

Granted but your kitties try to knock down the tree instead.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, Now you are mute and cant speak your mind.

I wish I had telephonesis.

 

[onebizarrekai]

Granted, but the wish corrupter doesn't know what that is so you get something totally different.

I wish I was ambidextrous.

 

[Dragoncat]

Granted, but now you can only pick things up with both hands. You are paralyzed everywhere else.

I wish I had a million dollars.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but it is monopoly money.

I wish I owned every piece of currency in the world.