Corrupt a wish!

[Night Owl]

Granted, but the world has fewer birthdays now.

I wish for a star to wish upon.

 

[onebizarrekai]

Granted, but the star corrupts your wish

I wish our cats would remember not to eat plants

 

[Siniru]

Granted, but instead he forgets not to poo on the floor.

I wish for Allen Walker... Lawlz.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but he quickly leaves to go destroy the Earl or or fight Akuma- or something....

I wish I had my very own Timcanpy. >w<

 

[kingredead]

grated but it dfissapears in 10 se3conds

i wish for a redead queen

 

[Woyogoyo]

Granred, but she saps all your life force out.

I wish I could fly for as long as I wanted by the power of my mind.

 

[onebizarrekai]

Granted, but it gives you brain damage

I wish I had warmer pajamas.

 

[Woyogoyo]

Granted, but they only stay warm for 1 second and then they turn freezing cold.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

 

[onebizarrekai]

Granted, but your Internet crashes

I wish people would stop wishing for that.

 

[Woyogoyo]

Granted, but than they start again.

I wish I had a buffet laid out before me.

 

[onebizarrekai]

Granted, but your parents don't let you eat from it

I really wish I was better at remembering math formulas.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but you remember them incorrectly.

I wish that when I walked backwards, bacon would appear with each step I take.

 

[prince rallis]

Granted but the bacon is burnt.
I wish I were a part of the Brainscratch Crew.

 

[audioblogs12]

Granted, but you forget what the Brainscratch Crew even is.
I wish the world would know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

 

[Triforce Ballad]

Granted, but the wole world is now licking tootsie pops.
I wish Slenderman was my pet.