Corrupt a wish!

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but you get chased by the kanker sisters for eternity.

I wish Ice Cream could cure headaches

 

[Woyogoyo]

Granted, but only for 1 second. Then it makes it worse x100!

I wish I had zelda wiiu.

 

[Naga]

granted. you have a wii remote with a sloppy Triforce drawn on it and a "U" written in after the word "Wii" on the bottom

i wish for purple eggs and ham

 

[audioblogs12]

Granted, but the big treasure pig named after you on Outset Island is now dead because of your wish and cucoos are attempting to destroy your face.

I wish Nintendo would revoke the official timeline as something of a dreadful April Fools Day prank.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but everybody gets angry and fights over the timeline, leading the world to ruin.

I wish I had the ability to go to the bathroom and play my games at the same time without having to pause and nothing gets germ-covered or gross.

 

[Igos du Ikana]

Granted, but you fall in hahhahhahahha XD.
I wish I could stop having headaches and dizziness.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but now you have stomach pains/nausea for the rest of your life.

I wish the world was perfect and peaceful and everything was good and well. ^^

 

[Igos du Ikana]

Granted, but you can't live to see it.
I wish I had an idea for my talking points.

 

[Burden]

Granted, but you can no longer talk.
I wish I could turn invisible.

 

[prince rallis]

Granted,but you can no longer see because your eyes are invisible.

 

[Woyogoyo]

I wish I lived in the wonderful land of Loz.

 

[prince rallis]

Granted but it turns out you are in OZ and not LOZ.

I wish real life was like Minecraft.

 

[Woyogoyo]

Granted, but you're a pixilated black male.

I wish I wasn't bored.

 

[Naga]

granted, you now are being chased by a hungry cheetah

i wish for a lifetime supply of almond joys

 

[Woyogoyo]

Granted, but you puke them out at the end of every day.

I wish it was Christmas.