Corrupt a wish!

[zellinkda]

granted, but you've broke the thread.


I wish for a purple cat with lavender and dark brown stripes.

one beast cat.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but it's a tiger that pees all around your house to mark his territory.

I wish all monkeys were ninjas.

 

[zellinkda]

granted, but now you can never find them and you awake daily to perpetual slapping from the monkeys.

I wish for a cannon

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but your cannon is non-canon, and therefore irrelevant.

I wish to be in horrible physical pain at every waking moment until the end of time.

 

[Siniru]

Granted, but it gets too bad and you die of mortal injury.

I wish I am the Hokage of the Village Hidden In The Leaves.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but that annoying Sensei guy will always show up to tell you how much he likes One Piece.

I wish for a magic banana.

 

[Kirino]

Granted, but it's magic power is exploding.

I wish that my cat loses some weight.

 

[Vanessa28]

Granted but she will gain even more weight after this

I wish I have off early every day from work

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted. You're fired. You are off of work early forever.

I wish for a harem of mind controlled dolphins disguised as supermodels.

 

[Vanessa28]

Granted but they will bite your head off

I wish I was invisible

 

[Naga]

Granted. Now everyone thinks you're dead because they can't see you and your voice will make theme think that your ghost is haunting them.

I wish I could shoot two arrows at once and then shoot two arrows at once that split those and shoot two more arrows that split the unsplit ones and at the same time be playing Gerudo Valley Theme on flute while eating Chinese food.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted... but then you wake up.

I wish for an egg salad sandwich.

 

[Naga]

Granted. You get salmonella cause the egg isn't fully cooked.

I wish for Ocarina of Time 3D

 

[Big Octo]

Granted. You receive a broken cartridge of OoT, but the cover sticker on it is in 3D!

I wish for

 

[Vanessa28]

Granted because everything you wish will backfire and bite you in your butt

I wish it could rain icecreams