Corrupt a wish!

[chrisplushado]

Granted, but you post the wish here and everyone knows how truly disgusting of a person you are, with all of those tentacles, and you lose all of your friends and never make anymore so you grow old and lonely with your tentacle magazines and pet octopus who you eventually choke to death on.
I wish that all teachers who assign summer assignments are forced into death camps.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but your country becomes known as the second Nazi Germany until some other country sends people who have posted duckface pictures on the internet, into death camps.

I wish I could stop staring at chrisplusado's signature.

 

[Vanessa28]

Granted but the sig will appear on your walls, in your books and everywhere you look

I wish I could watch more of the show Merlin right now

 

[The Joker]

Granted but its literally the only thing you're allowed to do and you die of starvation.

I wish I was a Ghostbuster

 

[Vanessa28]

Granted but you will be surrounded by ghosts and they will never leave you alone

I wish Dr Who exists

 

[chrisplushado]

Granted, but it already exists, so I am confused.
I wish my Summer Assignment was completed right now.

 

[Majora's Cat]

Granted, but your dog eats it afterwards.

I wish I had an ice-cold beverage right now.

 

[Naga]

Granted but that's all you can have for the rest of your life

I wish that all I had to do for my summer reading protect was read the book.

 

[chrisplushado]

(tell me about it) Granted, but you get a crapload of homework throughout the whole year.
I wish my rash would clear up.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted but it's the kind of rash that flares up again every few months... if you catch my drift

I wish for the ability to eat forever without becoming full

 

[Naga]

Granted but you can only eat your least favorite food from now on

I wish there was no such thing as sunburn

 

[DeathMountain]

Granted. Now there is moonburn.
I wish I was an inch to my right.

 

[The Joker]

Granted but you move right into oncoming traffic and die.

I wish I had a car made of diamond.

 

[Vanessa28]

Granted...made of bananas

I wish I could sleep all day

 

[~Mizuki~]

Granted..but the sirens kept going off

I wish for a waffle stand