Corrupt a wish!

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but your country becomes known as the second Nazi Germany until some other country sends people who have posted duckface pictures on the internet, into death camps.

I wish I could stop staring at chrisplusado's signature.

 

[Vanessa28]

Granted but the sig will appear on your walls, in your books and everywhere you look

I wish I could watch more of the show Merlin right now

 

[The Joker]

Granted but its literally the only thing you're allowed to do and you die of starvation.

I wish I was a Ghostbuster

 

[Vanessa28]

Granted but you will be surrounded by ghosts and they will never leave you alone

I wish Dr Who exists

 

[chrisplushado]

Granted, but it already exists, so I am confused.
I wish my Summer Assignment was completed right now.

 

[Majora's Cat]

Granted, but your dog eats it afterwards.

I wish I had an ice-cold beverage right now.

 

[Naga]

Granted but that's all you can have for the rest of your life

I wish that all I had to do for my summer reading protect was read the book.

 

[chrisplushado]

(tell me about it) Granted, but you get a crapload of homework throughout the whole year.
I wish my rash would clear up.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted but it's the kind of rash that flares up again every few months... if you catch my drift

I wish for the ability to eat forever without becoming full

 

[Naga]

Granted but you can only eat your least favorite food from now on

I wish there was no such thing as sunburn

 

[DeathMountain]

Granted. Now there is moonburn.
I wish I was an inch to my right.

 

[The Joker]

Granted but you move right into oncoming traffic and die.

I wish I had a car made of diamond.

 

[Vanessa28]

Granted...made of bananas

I wish I could sleep all day

 

[~Mizuki~]

Granted..but the sirens kept going off

I wish for a waffle stand

 

[The Joker]

Granted but you have no waffles, just a rusty stand.

I wish I was the Universe.