Corrupt a wish!

[Night Owl]

Granted you now wish you remembered how you actually spent those 3 months.

I wish for a pi to equal 3.

 

[toonlink]

Granted, but the universe explodes
I wish for the next person to talk to me. Im wonly

 

[Johnny Sooshi]

Granted but it's only in this post

I wish PewDiePie would put out his final part for Anna sooner

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but I don't know what you're talkin' about, Willis, so what you actually get is turducken.

I wish for shout box access

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but you're banned for shouting too loud.

I wish dirt was a living being that can communicate with people.

 

[The Joker]

Granted but all it does is complain about you walking al over it.

I wish the air tasted like bubble gum.

 

[Vanessa28]

Granted but it will stick in your throat

I wish I had my fridge filled with coke cans

 

[The Joker]

Granted but there's no Coke in them and the cans are rusted to the point where you cannot recycle them.

I wish I was Flash Gordon.

 

[Vanessa28]

Granted but you will keep on flashing and there is no way to stop

i wish I had holidays every week

 

[Vanitas Remnant]

Granted, but the holidays are all Halloween. Meaning no days off.

I wish that 2+2=4.

 

[The Joker]

Granted but now every quation equals 4 and the world implodes.

I wish I was God.

 

[Vanessa28]

Granted but you are not able to do anything and people will not bow to you

I wish I had a time machine

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but it's a watch. I fulfilled the letter of your wish, but ignored the spirit.
I wish for Bulma's panties!

 

[chrisplushado]

Granted, but I had no idea who Bulma was, so I looked up "Bulma's Panties" and a bunch of porn came up before my dad walked in
I wish for a free .epub download of "The Invention of Hugo Cabret" for my sister

 

[Dr3W21]

Granted, but the police come in and arrest you for illegally downloading copyrighted materials.

I wish for a large piece of pie to mystically appear in my back yard.