Corrupt a wish!

[oliverstorm]

ok but it will have already melted when it its the ground.
i wish i had the triforce.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted. You now have a rare Bolivian STD known only as "The Triforce"
I wish for all of the puppies!

 

[oliverstorm]

granted but, they all have rabies.
i wish i had a broken toe.

 

[The Joker]

Granted but it gets infected and your whole foot needs to be amputated.

I wish I was Death.

 

[Vanessa28]

Granted but you will not be alive again


I wish I could drive 500 miles p/h

 

[EeveeChan]

Granted, but you can't stop driving

I wish I was a vocaloid (bascially a singing program for ones how don't know)

 

[oliverstorm]

fine you are len, punk version.

 

[Naga]

Granted. You have surpassed Mario as Bowser's arch nemisis for no apparent reason and keep epically failing at defeating him.

I wish that all water on this planet was freshwater so that my hair doesn't feel so straw like after I get home from the beach and for all saltwater species to immediately adapt to freshwater.

 

[chrisplushado]

Granted, but humans use up the remaining non-sea salt and die from sodium deficiency.
I gwish gweverygwun gwoke gwike gwis.

 

[Naga]

Whaaa?

I wish I could beat my cousin in a Pokemon battle

 

[The Joker]

Granted but he now excels at everything else in life.

I wish I was a Genie.

 

[Vanessa28]

Granted but you will get insane

I wish I could listen the same song again without having to refresh the page

 

[Sirmat]

You can't stop listening ever... and it's nyan cat.

I wish for everything.

 

[chrisplushado]

You get AIDS
I wish to live in a beautiful castle built on my family's farm when I grow up.

 

[oliverstorm]

granted, you live in the castles dungeon of the evil Dwarfs that invaded your farm.
I wish I knew what to wish for.