Corrupt a wish!

[Lukémon]

Granted but a dancing shark eats you and you're never seen again.

I wish I was a pikachu!

 

[Johnny Sooshi]

Granted but when you appeared in Viridian forest a trainer said "Pfft, I don't want this!" and caused you to faint and eventually die due to lack of medical treatment.

I wish that was Nomadic Trooper from Fire Emblem

 

[Lukémon]

Granted but I wished I was Eliwood and stopped you from fighting!

I wish I could change from Eliwood to Ike!

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but you must go through a painful process to transform.

I wish there was ad block for TVs.

 

[-KingJason]

Granted, but I don't know what that is.
I wish I knew what ad blocks are.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

They block advertisements. ಠ_ಠ

I wish for a normal-sized glass of completely harmless lemonade that will not be spilled or drank by anyone else.

 

[-KingJason]

Granted, but it leaked out the hole in the side when you tried to take a sip, in turn drenching you with lemonade.
I wish I thought before I asked what an ad blocker is...

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but an ad popped up because you didn't have your ad blocker up. It caused you to lose your train of thought because it was an ad for a new Zelda game.

I wish I beat my first Skyward Sword playthrough tomorrow instead of today.

 

[nicktheslayer]

Granted, but the memory fails and you better hurry if you want to make it to your goal!

I wish something witty and ironic would happen to me to make this statement not worth saying in the first place.

 

[Link8150]

Granted, but it kills you in the process.
I wish I had Metroid Prime Trilogy

 

[TwilightKing]

Wish granted, you get the game(s) but the disc is cursed and your mind is sucked into the game for eternity.
I wish I had the Master Sword.

 

[Link8150]

Granted, but it is real and stabs you.
I wish I was Link

 

[101hylainDin]

Granted, And PLOT TWIST Ganondorf Succeeds at killing you.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but you're sad because I granted you nothing.

I wish I liked ALttP more.

 

[ZeldaOcarina]

Granted, but now you play it obsessively, and lose all your friends.

I wish I had background music for my life.