Corrupt a wish!

[101hylainDin]

Granted, And PLOT TWIST Ganondorf Succeeds at killing you.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but you're sad because I granted you nothing.

I wish I liked ALttP more.

 

[ZeldaOcarina]

Granted, but now you play it obsessively, and lose all your friends.

I wish I had background music for my life.

 

[Link8150]

Granted, but it is horrible causing you to go insane and kill yourself.


I wish I had a snow-cone, not half a snow-cone, but a whole snow-cone

 

[chris112]

Granted, but since your cone is made out if snow, it melted in your hands.

I wish for a ps3.

 

[MonkeyFightSquad]

wish granted but when you get it it is broken

i wish i had a life

 

[chris112]

Granted but you die shortly afterwards.

I wish I had a Nintendo 64.

 

[MonkeyFightSquad]

well to bad

i wish for gravey

 

[Linknmike]

Granted, but whoever grants these wishes misread it as gravity, so you had so much personal gravity you turned into a black hole.

I wish I could walk through walls, but not get stuck in them.

 

[Lukémon]

Granted but you get stuck on the other side of them.

I wish I could use Psynergy.

 

[Night Owl]

granted, but it causes you to lose all of your wits and become a monster.

I wish I had the double clawshots.

 

[Usagi-Chan~]

Granted, but there are no places to clawshot onto.

I wish I was a Pretty Sailor Suited Soldier of love and justice!

 

[TheMasterSword]

Wish granted, but you die from the fangirl enthusiasm.

I wish I was Black Jesus.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but you were crucified by roman officials.

I wish I had a hookshot and places to use it.

 

[TheMasterSword]

Wish granted, but you hook your arm and lose it, and then lose your second arm playing with it again.

I wish I had the power to cleanse all evil on the earth.