Corrupt a wish!

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but you break everything you hold in your hands because of your excessive strength.

I wish for a Stamina Meter in the next Zelda game.

 

[Night Owl]

granted, but link cannot defeat the final boss do to lack of energy.

I wish I had $1,000,000.

 

[luvahaak]

Granted, but you have to spend it on me.
I wish my girlfriend gets a 3Ds for Christmas.

 

[RegalBryant]

Granted, but she dumps you.

I wish for combustible lemons

 

[Night Owl]

granted, but you suffer acid burns after they combust in your hands.

I wish I could control the flow of time.

 

[ZeldaOcarina]

Granted, but you make it flow way too fast and you end up in a post apocalyptic world.

I wish I was a cat.

 

[Night Owl]

granted, but you end up being chased by dogs until the day you die.

I wish I lived in a utopia.

 

[luvahaak]

Granted, but it ends up like Bioshock.
I wish...this game never started!!!!

 

[RegalBryant]

Granted, but someone comes up with a thread, at the exact same time this one would have started, and call it Corrupt a wish!! (two exclamation points)

I wish my companion cube was back...

 

[Medri]

It comes back but it lands on your legs and crushes them, causing you have to get them amputated.


I wish I could eat a sandwich.

 

[Wolf Sage]

Granted. However the sandwich is moldy.

I wish someone would corrupt my wish.

 

[Johnny Sooshi]

Granted but I infact didn't.

I wish that we all lived in a yellow submarine.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but the submarine is too small causing the leader to send you and your closest friends out of the submarine.

I wish everyone had a water buffalo.

 

[TheMasterSword]

granted, but then the mass majority of the world dies from starvation as the water buffalo population increases.

I wish i had some pie.

 

[Wisom1]

Granted, but this item doesnt work here

I wish to have an nintendo 64