Corrupt a wish!

[Siniru]

Granted, but she gets grossed and she smacks you.

I wishie fishies and dishies and sishies and pishies and mishies and hishies....

HAH!!! What about THAT?

 

[Johnny Sooshi]

Granted but now you can only speek in random giberish rhymes similar to the one you made

I wish that my homework was already done

 

[Storm]

Granted, But I did it in portu-greek, and you get a 0

I wish

 

[101hylainDin]

No

I wish that i found the pokemon crystal app for ipod.

 

[Johnny Sooshi]

Granted but the app was glitched and all you can catch are magikarp that can't evovle no matter what

I wish I had more music

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, you get 100 songs of pure silence.

I wish biases never existed!

 

[Johnny Sooshi]

Granted but now that everyone one is unopinionated they see every other person as simply a pile of flesh and we start living in the Matrix.

I wish that I had the ability to have Inception-like dreams.

 

[Link8150]

Granted, but you can't wake up from them, and then you die and go to Limbo.
I wish I had Mario Kart 7.

 

[-KingJason]

Granted, but you don't have a 3DS.
I wish I had Skyward Sword :S.

 

[Lukémon]

granted but it's upside-down making it floorward sword.

I wish for beef jerkey!

 

[-KingJason]

That was a good one.
Granted, but the jerky got eaten by your kitten.
I wish my name was Bob

 

[Lukémon]

Granted but it had to be changed to Obo.

I wish I could ride a Rayquaza in the next pokémon ranger game!

 

[chris112]

Granted but you fall off and break your...bones.
I wish I could have the the powers that Sonic the Hedgehog has (Run fast, Spin Dash, Homing Attack, Speed Boost, Breathe in space, etc.)

 

[-KingJason]

Granted, but you are labeled as a cheap knockoff.
I wish I was listening to Lady Gaga.

 

[Johnny Sooshi]

Granted but you decide to immitate her style of dress and and are labeled deranged and psychotic

I wish that my head phones had internet access so that I could listen to grooveshark while on the go.