Corrupt a wish!

[squirrelguys]

Granted but now no one can get your attention and abandon you.

I wish I could beat Halo Reach on Legendary.

 

[Ronald74]

Granted, but you spend to much time perfecting your work you spontaneously become super morbidly obese.

 

[Linknmike]

Granted, but you then accidentally cut yourself on a knife, I drop/pour salt and lemonade on the wound then 'coincidentaly' 'nudge' you into a vat of lava, which you fall through into water, which you go through into lava, which you fall through into water... Endlessly.

I wish I could make longer posts.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but everyone always says "Too long, didn't read."

I wish I knew the answer to every possible question in the known and unknown universe.

 

[herooftimewarp]

Granted, but your brain became more powerful than you and destroyed your body and it was so smart that the brain exploded also destroying the city of new york.


I wish that nintendo came out with a zelda game that had everything that fans wanted and that no one would want to corrupt my wish because everyone benefits. :chu:

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but we all hate you because if your wish is uncorruptable this game will end. (but we'll still love you for making the perfect Zelda game)

I wish I could live in utopia.

 

[Godkarmachine]

Granted, but the peacefullness pakes you mad, and you destroy everything, then you kill yourself

I wish that no more FPS games are made

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but then the ex-FPS players would get mad at you, convert virtual weapons into real ones, and kill you.

I wish that more FPS are made.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but 2D sprites suddenly become more popular.

I wish for the abbility to eat anything.

 

[Elvenknight]

Granted, but you get so hungry that you eat the whole planet!

I wish my fave shows would stop being cancelled

 

[Caeda]

Granted, but they have horrible plots.

I wish I could have my own laptop.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but it comes to life at night and eats everyone except for the most annoying person you know.

I wish the internet wasn't full of dumb people!

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but now the internet is full of people like you.

I wish for a jellyfish.

 

[Frigidblade]

Granted, but you are being sued for owning an endangered species. Good luck finding an attorney for that.
I wish I could get a free chicken leg.

 

[Elvenknight]

Granted, but the ckhicken wants his leg back and asked his cousin the Cucco for help.

I wish my brother wasn't so bad-tempered.