Corrupt a wish!

[SwiftestPhantom]

Granted, but you're a girl!

QUOTE]

I AM a girl! XD so my wish was not corrupted!! HAHA! )

Granted, but you are Deku Link!


I wish I had a giant axe...

 

[Elvenknight]

I AM a girl! XD so my wish was not corrupted!! HAHA! )

Huh, well, in that case, you're arrested for being a poor thief!


As for your axe, it's way too big and heavy for you to use. Plus, it dropped on you when your wish was granted.

I wish I could have all the games I wanted.

 

[SwiftestPhantom]

(darn you! :p)

granted, but none of them work!

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I wish SwiftestPhantom made a wish I could corrupt.

 

[Caeda]

Granted but you actually corrupt yourself.

I wish for a pet rock.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but it gets stoned (lol) and it dies from drug abuse.

I wish 3 dollar bills were in circulation.

 

[MikauIncarnate]

Granted. Currently, 3 dollar bills are in circulation, as well as the other million and a half.
I wish for you to corrupt my wish

 

[SwiftestPhantom]

granted, but your NEXT wish is corrupted instead!

I wish I could fly!

 

[Caeda]

Granted, but it stops working over the Grand Canyon.

I wish for the Kokori Emrald.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but it's made of candy, candy that gives you ten cavities!

I wish there were no adverizements on Youtube videos.

 

[s4ad0w]

Granted, but all GOOD videos are now removed (Leaving nothing but Justin Beiber and Twilight... I hate you now)

I Wish Justin Beiber and Twilight had NEVER been created!

 

[DannyPidgeon]

Granted, but now Rebecca Black rules the world and bored 12-year-old girls with no bland teen heartthrob to fawn over commit suicide at exponential rates.

I wish for Shenmue III.

 

[Cabbage]

You get it, but all the peoples in the game turn into naked old ladies.
I wish I was a shapeshifter.

 

[Caeda]

Granted, but you can't change back for 7 years.

I wish I had a 3DS.

 

[Cabbage]

You get it, but you realize that it's the worst gaming system since... Playstation? I guess.
I wish Link was a real person. *Drools*
Um, that doesn't mean anything!