Corrupt a wish!

[Ninten*]

Granted, but he starts treating you with a really nice behavior which starts to freak you out.

I wish that I was awesome.

 

[Elvenknight]

Granted, you're awesome to the birds, who can't leave you alone!

I wish for a pet cheetah who doesn't like human meat.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but DNA tests say you're actually half human half penguin, so the cheetah only eats half of you.

I wish for a penguin.

 

[Caeda]

Granted, but it's a stuffed animal.

I wish for a Hylian sheild.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but it's a stuffed animal.

Wouldn't that be the opposite of corruption? Besause if it's stuffed I don't have to spend money feeding it and other expenses.

Anyway, granted, but it was made of wood.

I wish for a stuffed penguin.

 

[MikauIncarnate]

Granted, but it accidentally ends up in the washer and gets shredded to pieces... and it was the last one in the whole world.

I wish that I could go through OoT and MM in real life without knowing what would happen next (as if I hadn't ever played the games) and that after it was over I would still have the Zora mask and it wouldn't be stolen or destroyed and I ( or anyone I know) wouldn't be arrested and/or wouldn't go crazy and/or wouldn't die either in the game or out of it until I (or anyone I know) was originally supposed to die before I made this wish and that the world or the universe would not explode and (quality) Zelda games would continue to be made and that I (or anyone I know) would not commit suicide and that I would remember the whole thing afterwards and that the whole wish would be granted and I (or anyone I know) would not have to post (or talk) in huge statements with no loopholes possible and that nobody would hate me (or anyone I know).

Good luck corrupting that!

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but stops working in the real world.

I wish for one of every object that rhymes with wish.

 

[MikauIncarnate]

Granted, but stops working in the real world..

What? The Zora mask?

Granted, but all the languages in the world are suddenly changed causing them to have only one word that rhymes with any other word. Congratulations! You get... a gish!

I wish for another wish.

 

[Caeda]

Granted, but you waste it on breathable air. (the Zora mask was soffacating you.)

I wish for a flower that won't eat me.

 

[Elvenknight]

Granted, but the cat eats it.

I wish for a wolf who was my exact animal counterpart and we would never be able to do each other a wrong turn.

 

[Sonicbowling]

Granted, but doing so will create a rip in the space time continuum, thus destroying the universe.

I wish it was summer already.

 

[Elvenknight]

Granted, but the seasons are out of whack, like in Oracle of Seasons.

I wish I could turn into Wolf Link (in the game) and freak people out!

 

[SwiftestPhantom]

Granted. but your now stuck as WolfLink for the rest of your two-second life span because someone shoots you.

I wish I was a Gerudo...

 

[Elvenknight]

Granted, but you're a girl!

I wish I had all of the pieces of the Triforce.

 

[Linkanon]

you do, but they're gonna kill you cuz they're ganon's, not the real ones.

I wish I was Link...