Corrupt a wish!

[Frigidblade]

Granted. He steals everything else.
I wish I had some Skittles right now.

 

[Myriadviper42]

Granted. You get 700 tons of it.
I wish there wasn't a period at the end of this sentence.

 

[SuperSilly]

Granted, but now there are no periods at the end of any sentence which makes everything people write one giant run-on sentence which is difficult to read and hurts people’s eyes and causes people to stop writing great masterworks because no one can understand what they're saying and they use 'and' too much to string together what should have been different sentences

I wish for some chocolate cheesecake.

 

[Elvenknight]

Granted. It melts all over your clothes.

I wish I was stronger.

 

[Linknmike]

Granted, but all you're strong in is your big toe.

I wish... I wish that everybody would dramatically pause when I put three periods...

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted... but we forget when to stop pausing and we never speak again...

I wish Febuary vacation would never end.

 

[Sage]

Granted, but your parents get your report card in the mail and force you to go to a Private School in Massachutsets.

I wish Hyrule was real and Link was my brother.

 

[Turo602]

Granted.

But then he mistakes you for Ganon and kills you one day.

I wish I was God and that nothing can go wrong with me even though people say so.

 

[Frigidblade]

Granted, but you become corrupted with dark power, and a random hero slays you.
I wish I was a little more creative.

 

[Chilfo Freeze]

Granted, but that little bit of creativity can only flow through the form of dancing.

I wish I wasn't so lenient on beating MM.

 

[Mr.Verto]

Granted, now you are worst

I wish for a wishfull wishing wish that wishes for wishing whisfullness that wishing for wishes they wish for wishing wishers that wish me a true wish...
(Try and say it fast)

 

[Elvenknight]

Granted, now all you can do is speak in togue-twisters.

I wish that my brother wouldn't hover over me so much.

 

[Nine-tailed Fox]

Granted, you are now conjoined.

I wish that I was a Shinigami, so I could speak to my recently deceased great-grandfather, and hear his stories again...

 

[Linknmike]

Granted, but now you can't see anyone alive...

I wish that if I submit something to some website, it would get posted.

 

[majora1991]

The post makes it, but the site would go down soon after

I wish I could quit getting distracted so much and stay focused I what I needed to do