Corrupt a wish!

[onebizarrekai]

Granted, but you never wake up.

I wish my legs would hurry up and stop hurting the crap out of me.

 

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

all right, but your arms start beating you up uncontrolibly

I wish for.... well I really dont want anything so... the next person's wish not to come true, but to bee corrupted that it does come true (paradox?)

 

[Rytex]

Wow... that's hard... Not what she said.

Ummm....

Got it!
Granted, but it causes my wish to be the loophole... *snicker*

I wish that my wish does not to come true, but is corrupted that it does come true.

 

[Link V]

granted but you wish for something bad thinking it will be corrupted and become good but it stays bad!

I wish for X-ray glasses that sees through women's clothes.

 

[jebus_thecatman]

Granted but you could never take them off
I wish I had more wishes

 

[Princess Midna]

Granted but it was fake

I wish for more Friends

 

[Elfen]

Granted, but they will only use you and pawn stuff from you the leave you for some one else that has better stuff and pawn teat person off..

I wish for the world cuttest small dog and cat that could get along together

 

[~Mizuki~]

Granted but it hates you

I wish for a good home

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, but you get taken away from them because of something bad you did

I wish I have more Chinese candy to eat

 

[Elfen]

Granted but you got addicted and became really fat(1000 pounds)

I wish i had an iq of 199

 

[BIg Mac]

Granted... but it's opposite day so your IQ sucks

I wish I had a video game to play right now

 

[Elfen]

Granted but it was barbies great adventure with barney

I wish the next persons wish gets corrupted worse than any of the wishes yet

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but it'll never happen to ET.

I wish I could clear Ninja Blade.

 

[SheikahWarrior]

Granted but then you die of happiness

I wish for Vaati and Sheik X3

 

[Beeker]

Granted but Vaati takes over the world and Shiek turns his back on you.

I wish for the next poster to fail.