Corrupt a wish!

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, but you die in the outside world and our bounded forever in ZD

I wish I had a better singing voice...

 

[OotLord1003]

granted, but you try to win "American Idol" an lose in the bottom 20.

I wish I had Metroid Trilogy.

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, but it's not 3D

I wish I had more kiwi to eat...

 

[13foxes]

Granted but all the kiwi trees on earth are cut down to give you more kiwi.
I wish I was taller.

 

[Eduarda]

Granted, but you grew so tall, that you could not even fit in your house.

I wish that I was 8 years old again!

 

[SheikahWarrior]

granted but you will be 8 years old forever! kind of like a kokiri

i wish to be a Sheikah

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but you bacame a blind Sheikah.

I wish I can fly.

 

[Ember Incubus]

Granted, but in price, you lost your heart and died. Now you are a flying corpse.

I wish I liked Skull Kids.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but they don't like you.

I wish that my wish had made it's own wish.

 

[Ember Incubus]

Granted, but your wish's wish is to kill you, which it does.

I wi....................................

 

[enemytracker]

...sh a perish song. Granted, but you sang it and you will die in 3 turns.

I wish for a sushi and some wasabi.

 

[BIg Mac]

Granted but it's intoxicated

I wish I had a taco

 

[Ember Incubus]

Granted, but Taco is the name of a mexican dog.

I wish the Bombchu and Bomblings both appear in ZSS

 

[onebizarrekai]

Granted, but there are so many the disc explodes.

I wish I had an icecream sundae.

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, but it explodes in your face.

I wish I had longer hair, but not super long.