Corrupt a wish!

[SheikahWarrior]

granted but you die
i wish the CDi titles didn't suck so much and were actually worth owning

 

[Link V]

Granted but they become so popular that Nintendo is forced to destroy them so people will buy the real games.

I wish you (sheikahWarrior) would have thought of something more creative for my previous wish.

 

[SheikahWarrior]

granted but it is so creative that your brain struggles with all the epic imagination and you die by spontaneous combustion

i wish Hyrule was a real country and all the characxters were real except the bad ones and there is no chance of them ever becoming real

 

[Link V]

Granted but flight tickets to Hyrule are so expensive that you can never go there.

I wish for a movie with 6 hours of non-stop action.

 

[SheikahWarrior]

granted but it is all action and no story and you get so bored that you kill yourself
i wish for a good LoZ film to come out everywhere in the wrold and i have the money to see it

 

[Link V]

Granted but the movie has a Disturbing scene in it and you become emo because of it.

I wish for a Million dollars.

 

[SheikahWarrior]

granted but they are stolen and you go to jail

i wish i could fish for Zoras (mmmmmm, honey roasted zoraaaaaaaa)

 

[Link V]

Granted but they taste like crap.

I wish for a cd by the Ramones

 

[SheikahWarrior]

granted. you explode
i wish for salad

 

[13foxes]

Granted but they're poisoned and you die
I wish for a snack.

 

[Beeker]

Granted but it makes you sick.

I wish for a portal to other worlds

 

[13foxes]

Granted but it's a portal to the world of death people and you must die in order to go in there.
I wish for the Stone Mask.

 

[Link V]

granted but it becomes attached to your face.

I wish the Jonas Brothers would die in a plane crash.

 

[Dr3W21]

Granted, but I tell thousands of people that you wished for it to happen, and they came and blew up your house!!

I wish I'll never get ninja'd again.

 

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

granted, you get pirate'd and cry about how clever that just was

i wish that zelda II wasn't a sidescroller