Granted, but you go in the same time period as Ganondorf ruling Hyrule. I wish that Master Kokiri's next two genie wishes were for me to get TP and then for my freedom.
granted but uuuhhh the forces of time and space and chuck norris cause bill cosby to whack an ipad on your head and then you are force to eat terrible ice cream then marry a butt then you become ganon but in deku form and link cooks you up and your mom marrys a butt then the butt eats link and we all die....on the bright side your kid arent half butt ....... i wish that i was so epic that no one could corrupt my wishes and my epicness causes chuck norris to be my friend