Corrupt a wish!

[Austin]

Granted, but it turns you into stone, and there aren't any pokémon around to cry you back to life.
I wish I could come up with wishes easier.

 

[SuperSilly]

Granted, but then your computer breaks, so there is no point.

I wish the roses in my front yard would bloom already.

 

[Jmonkey71]

Granted, but your front yard catches on fire. I wish that I was a genie.

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

Granted, but I am the one who rubs your lamp and you are unable to corrupt my wishes.

I wish I could go to Hyrule on vacation.

 

[Jmonkey71]

Granted, but you go in the same time period as Ganondorf ruling Hyrule. I wish that Master Kokiri's next two genie wishes were for me to get TP and then for my freedom.

 

[Nine-tailed Fox]

Granted, however you go to work for Ingo and he enslaves you.

I wish there were more zelda characters to claim.

 

[Pop 360]

granted but you dont get any of them

I wish for an lolipop tree to grow in my garden

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, but it stops growing as soon as you plant it.

I wish that I didn't have to take a 3 day exam in school.

 

[athenian200]

I wish that I didn't have to take a 3 day exam in school.

Granted. Now they're going to expect you to finish the same exam in just ONE day.

I wish I'd never seen a purple cow.

 

[Epwna]

Granted,but you become a purple cow and since you never saw one,you can't look at yourself.

I wish for mispelled kake.

 

[athenian200]

I wish for mispelled kake.

Granted. You get a pair of khakis because your wish was misunderstood due to the incorrect spelling.

I wish for three periods, an apostrophe, and a semicolon.

 

[herooftimewarp]

granted but uuuhhh the forces of time and space and chuck norris cause bill cosby to whack an ipad on your head and then you are force to eat terrible ice cream then marry a butt then you become ganon but in deku form and link cooks you up and your mom marrys a butt then the butt eats link and we all die....on the bright side your kid arent half butt ....... i wish that i was so epic that no one could corrupt my wishes and my epicness causes chuck norris to be my friend

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, but for some odd reason, he stops being your friend and roundhouse kicks you all the way to China with no chance of going home.

I wish that I never had any homework ever again.

 

[Nine-tailed Fox]

Granted, now they expect you to have it done and ready to turn in in 20 minutes.

I wish that Skull kid would magically pop up out of no where and grant me 3 wishes.

 

[athenian200]

I wish that Skull kid would magically pop up out of no where and grant me 3 wishes.

Granted, but they're corrupted wishes like the ones on this thread.

I wish I was indoors.