Corrupt a wish!

[BIg Mac]

Granted but It's blue and it explodes (sorry Metapwn)

I wish Metapwn wont be angry that I took is "expplode"

 

[Xixor]

He's not, but then you "expplode"

I wish for a moose.

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, but it eats all of your clothes.

I wish for a cookie

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

Granted, but it's poisoned so poison gets all up in your bloodstream and makes you DIE.

I wish I could beat Barba...

 

[Jedizora]

granted but then you explode
i wish i could never explode

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but your house explodes.

I wish for an atomic ant.

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

Granted, but the RADs kill you.

I wish for a Gigantic Bomb.

 

[Jedizora]

granted but it explodes in your hands.
i wish for a 987 inch flat screen tv!!!!!

 

[101hylainDin]

granted but a dancing banana breaks it.

I wish nothing bad will ever happen to me.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but I'll be staring at you all the time.

I wish for a gold chunk.

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

Granted, but that gold chunk is strapped to a bomb which explodes as soon as you see it, thus making you DIE.

I wish that I had the power to make things DIE.

 

[Austin]

Granted, but humanity rebels against you for being so emo.
I wish I had some cake.

 

[BIg Mac]

Granted but Pie gets jealous and eats you

I wish I could go back to sleep

 

[@lex MM]

Granted, but you sleep a lot and you lose...ummmm...a new thread, maybe?
I wish I could play the new zelda.....

 

[BIg Mac]

Granted but youll play it 50 years from now

I wish I had some spaghetti