Corrupt a wish!

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

granted, but you flu into the turbines of a jet and then it explodes

i wish for a cake (thats not a lye)

 

[enemytracker]

You... Misspelled something.

Granted, but it explodes.

I wish for some coconut juice.

 

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

granted, explodes

i wish for a peice of un-explodeable candy

 

[onebizarrekai]

Granted, but instead of exploding, it was poisonious but you didn't know that.

I wish that summer would hurry up and come so we could go swimming.

 

[Xixor]

Summer does come faster... but then it comes to fast and its over in a day.

I wish I could fly.

 

[badmuffins]

Granted, But a flying baseball from the world series game hits you in the head and knocks you out, and you fall to your doom.

I wish that I was a Goomba. (pathetic, I know.)

 

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

ok, but you dont get squashed by mario.. instead run away in fear and then when bowser finds out he explodes you

i wish for a lightsaber that was righfully mine and i couldnt hurt myself with it or anyone i cared about

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, but you're dead.

I wish I never had to study for Vocabulary Tests and still get perfect scores on the test. (I hate Lit!)

 

[BIg Mac]

Granted but your score is a "perfect" 0.

I wish I wasn't hungry rite now

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but you are thirsty.

I wish for some un-explodable stuff.

 

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

granted (you knew it was me), it catches fire... and is poisonous... and it melts and turns into dust and blows away

i wish for teh magic powerz yo

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but they are all gone.

I wish for some maple syrup.

 

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

granted, explodes

i wish for a bombchu that is inactive and cant activate

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but I ignite fire on it and it explodes.


I wish for a turtleshell.

 

[BIg Mac]

Granted but It's blue and it explodes (sorry Metapwn)

I wish Metapwn wont be angry that I took his "explode"