Corrupt a wish!

[Night Owl]

Granted, but they strike the NP.
I wish the NP Had a flame thrower.

 

[toonlink]

Granted, but I burn the earplugs.
I wish that my dinner will taste good.

 

[Mamono101]

Granted, but it's made out of tofu.
I wish Zelda's ears were less pointy.

 

[toonlink]

Granted but she gets sucked into the real world for having human ears.
I wish for the NP to give me an idea for my dessert.

 

[Mamono101]

Granted, but as soon as you take a bite out of that pie, the filling goes mouldy.
I wish for the ability to make pigs fly (without the use of the power bracelet).

 

[toonlink]

Granted, but you're broke from chartering that plane.
I wish I had a 3DS.

 

[Mamono101]

Granted, but owing to faulty manufacturing, instead of a 3DS you end up with a 3D "S".
I wish for all the rupees in Hyrule and Termina.

 

[toonlink]

Granted, but suddenly a Rupoor comes and makes you lose your 999 rupees
I wish for Navi!:fairy::fairy:

 

[Mamono101]

Granted, but she feels you annoyed her too much while you were teamed up and decides to leave.
I wish for Fi to say something useful.

 

[toonlink]

Granted, but it is in some undiscovered language.
I wish for my Pepsi to never end!

 

[Mamono101]

Granted, but the bottomlessness void of the can swallows you whole.
I wish that I had more storage space in my room.

 

[toonlink]

Granted, but it is only about 1 square foot.
I wish for a bottle of LonLon Milk.

PS:I drank my Pepsi from a cup

 

[Mamono101]

Granted but it was bought from the Gorman Brothers.
I wish I had a juicy eyeball frog...mmmm.

(It was a 50/50 chance on the can/glass thing )

 

[toonlink]

Granted, but it spoils.
I wish for about 20 pounds of galleom.

 

[Mamono101]

Granted, but it multiplies at the same rate as cell division and you're soon over-run.
I wish that Link had a chakram.