Corrupt a wish!

[Libk]

Granted. It's so good, you were assassinated when you were five days old.

I wish Tingle would stay in Rosy Supee land and leave us all alone

I meant ruppee

 

[i-am-link]

Granted. An even more stupid character appears and kills us all.

I wish I had pie-flavored pie.

 

[Nerion]

Granted, but it's eaten by a goomba.

I wish my poster would stop falling on my head, and just stay on the wall! *Looks angry at poster currently lying on the floor.*

 

[KingZantX12]

Bad balloon

 

[i-am-link]

^ This post is completely unrelated to the game, or anything for that matter. Next time this happens, I will report you to a Moderator.
Consider yourself warned.

Back to the game...

I wish I had a toaster that toasts toast.

 

[AllieHaxorNova]

^ This post is completely unrelated to the game, or anything for that matter. Next time this happens, I will report you to a Moderator.
Consider yourself warned.

Back to the game...

I wish I had a toaster that toasts toast.

Granted, but my army of kitteh will eat all your toast then steal the toaster from you ^^

I wish I had a hidden blade like Ezio =D

 

[Linknmike]

Granted, but you accidentally stab your mother with it, and it goes through her, killing your pet bunny Fluffles.

I wish that I could visit any world in the Many Worlds Theory.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted but you spend your whole life lost trying to find your way home.

I wish My life would be more epic.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but you have to cover your butt because an angry Dragon Lord is after you now that you stole his treasure.
He will soon burn you to a crisp and eat you like bacon. O


I wish to have a secret escape route in my closet that led to a peaceful waterfall, overlooking a nice oasis, and nobody would know about it but me.

 

[Ganonkiller]

Granted, but your closet is locked and there is no key.

I wish that I'm the smartest boy on the world...


I'm sorry if my English isn't correct

 

[i-am-link]

Granted. You are kidnapped for your knowledge and forced to design the weapon that will destroy all Humanity.

I wish for a bagel.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but it has elephant feces flavored cream cheese on it.

I wish I took more than two sodas from my grandma's house.

 

[i-am-link]

Granted. You took so many sodas that the planet's orbit was thrown off, and it was hurled into the sun.

I wish more people would be on...

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but they all want to talk to you so you have to juggle 1,000 conversations at the same time.

I wish for a gallon of chocolate milk.

 

[i-am-link]

Granted. You're hit on the head and killed by a falling milk jug.

I wish I had something that I wouldn't mind having.