Corrupt a wish!

[Night Owl]

Granted, but it explodes when you put oot or mm in it.

I wish I wasn't getting braces.

 

[Johnny Sooshi]

Granted but your mouth is a masochist and starts pleading for them.

I wish that jelly was able to give me super powers.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but it gives you the power to blow people's heads off just by looking at them. Stay away from mirrors!

I wish for a sand witch.

 

[Johnny Sooshi]

Granted but your Sand Witch becomes a sandwich and you're are forced to eat it

I wish that I could see the souls of Emerald Nuts

 

[Strangelove]

Granted, but it will do you no good, because you can't do anything.
I wish I would remember posting here and come back when there's a reply..

 

[Johnny Sooshi]

Granted but all reply now look the same as this one so you don't know what's what.

I wish that coffee came in rasberry coco flavor

 

[TheMasterSword]

Granted, but its infected with Ecoli.

I wish I had some olive garden.

 

[Wolf Sage]

Granted, but your username becomes even more unoriginal.

I really wish someone would corrupt my wish.

 

[jstar]

Too bad there's nobody who could!


One wish, two wish
Red wish, blue wish

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

That's not a fudgeing wish!!!1!

I wish for a pet Tarantula.

 

[Guy in Green]

granted. but you become deaf and blind for life.

i wish i could control time...

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but because you didn't capitalize your I's it happens completely randomly and the time period you're taken to is also completely random.

I wish I could pee liquid gold.

 

[Reaca]

Granted, but the gold that comes out slowly starts to come out as coal.

I wish that I had someone to play Portal 2 coop with on Steam.

 

[Wolf Sage]

Granted, but the person with whom you play Co-op is Pedobear.

I wish someone would corrupt my wish.

 

[Johnny Sooshi]

Granted but when this is corrupted it isn't because this is a paradox that can't ever be solved and will inevitably cause the world to impload on itself.

I wish that I had Air Treks like the characters in Air Gear so that I could do awesome tricks and go everywhere at 60 miles per hour.