Corrupt a wish!

[Pen]

Granted, but now every one will find you annoying...

I wish I had the real Wind Waker!

 

[Linknmike]

Granted, but you sit on it and it breaks.

I wish I had a nonsharp replica of the Master Sword.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but it is made of wood.

I wish for a pot.

 

[Kaiser Kami]

Granted but Link will smash it in front of you hoping for some money...

I wish I had the Roc Cape!

 

[Linknmike]

Granted, but you sit on it and it breaks.

I wish I was the funniest person ever.

 

[Frigidblade]

Granted, but many people find your jokes insulting.
I wish I could get my sword out of the freezer.

 

[Linknmike]

Granted, but you find that it has become a home to ice keese.

I wish I could enter and leave video games as I wish.

 

[enemytracker]

@FB- Granted, but it melted and became mercury when you took it out.

@Linknmike- Granted, but you couldn't get out on your first try.

I wish for a spider web to immobilize people.

 

[Frigidblade]

Granted, but it just so happened to house a few skulltulas.
I wish that I wouldnt have to go to school on Monday.

 

[Linknmike]

Granted, you have to go to school today.

I wish I could sell money for twice its value.

 

[Pen]

Okay, but that will start an economic crisis!

I wish for The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword to be just perfect!

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but hopefully, nothing is perfect.

I wish for a blowfish.

 

[Dr3W21]

Granted, but it has a disorder that makes it keep puffing up infinitely until it blows up.

I wish for enough money to buy a 3DS.

 

[Frigidblade]

Granted. I spent it all.
I wish for an icicle.

 

[Brave Huxley]

Granted, but it melts within a few seconds. ._.

I wish I could fly!