Corrupt a wish!

[Sage]

Much to your dismay, the water begins pouring until you drown in it and die.

I wish to have a picture taken with the Hero of Winds himself!

 

[SuperSilly]

Granted, but when the picture is taken you become stuck in the picture forever.

I wish for a deep-fried inside-out pizza.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but it was fried for too long, so it's burnt.

I wish for a Power Gem.

 

[TheTruth]

Granted, but you get corupted and turn evil. Then a kid in a green tunic comes and stabs your head and you turn to stone

I wish I had the full triforce and nothing bad to happen, to anyone or anything.

 

[Godkarmachine]

Granted as the triforce fulfills any wish, however you no longer have it and all kinds of bad things start to happen to you

I wish I lived in a place where nothing bad happens, there's only me and no lethal things or weapons, and plenty of food

 

[Linknmike]

Granted, but you get bored of the serene peace and kill yourself.

I wish I didn't just rip a big patch of skin off my wrist... Ow...

 

[Godkarmachine]

Granted, but the time travel causes a paradox and now you don't exist

I wish that my wish won't have any consequence

 

[Stallord]

Granted, because you didn't wish for anything! (Gotta love loopholes)

I wish I had an English copy of Pokemon Black right now.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but the files are corrupted, so the game doesn't work.

I wish for a bug.

 

[Linknmike]

Granted, but it's dead.

I wish for infinate money.

 

[Raindrop14]

You keep getting money, but every time you get some, they burn up.

I wish for a towel that can do anything.

 

[SuperSilly]

Granted, but that means it's also a talking towel, and it's even more depressing than Marvin the Paranoid Android, which causes all who come within earshot to commit suicide.

I wish I lived in a giant, fully functioning house made of legos.

 

[Godkarmachine]

Granted, but a piece is missing and causes the house to collapse, you get smashed and die

I wish Justin bieber stops making "music"

 

[Pen]

Granted!! But now he will start "acting", and that will be even worse!! :O

I wish for a lot of money!!

 

[TheTruth]

Granted, but I eat it.

I wish for............ me to be Vaati