Corrupt a wish!

[Pen]

Granted, though in that case Link will kill you.

I wish I had 5000 rupees!!

 

[Stallord]

Granted, but the economy is so bad that it's only worth about $5.

I wish we could solve the economic crisis in America.

 

[Raindrop14]

Granted, but after that a zombie apocalypse happens.

I wish I had magical powers.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but they are corrupted.

I wish for a seal.

 

[Atheistbigred]

granted but that seal breaks
i wish high speed internet will be available in my area

 

[Raindrop14]

Granted, but your computer dies.

I wish I were Heven.

 

[Master Sword13]

Granted, but you spelled Heaven wrong so you become nothing.

I wish I had my Keyblade back from the Heartless that stole it. *COUGH! COUGH! FIREVSICE! COUGH! COUGH!*

 

[Artemis]

Uhh you get your keyblade but it's all rusted.

I wish Nintendo would release more info on Skyward Sword.

 

[SuperSilly]

Granted, but it looks like they're completely ruining it to you. So much so that it causes you to become a zelda hater.

I wish for a giant lava-lamp.

 

[Master Sword13]

Granted, but you fall inside and melt into red goo.

I wish I could get Re:Coded.

 

[CannibalPieChan]

Granted, but the entire game is in Latin and the controls are backwards.

I wish I had some milk chocolate.

 

[AllenMan]

Granted, but you taste it and the milk is 30 weeks old. You then die from food poisoning.
I wish I had a car or motorcycle.

 

[Sonicbowling]

Alright, but it'll be a beat up Geo Metro that can't go over 35 mph.

I wish I had a beta version of Skyward Sword.

 

[Pen]

Granted, though you will only be able to play for one minute, then it will stop, and be all black.

I wish for an ice cream.

 

[kokirion]

Granted, but I made a little mistake... you can expect a snowfree day tomorrow.. >.>

I wish I was always in a good mood