Corrupt a wish!

[enemytracker]

Granted, but you get fat.

I wish for Kirby.

 

[Link V]

granted but he eats you and turns into Enemytracker kirby!

I wish for the Ultimate death and demise of Barney.

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, but you also get killed.

I wish that my brother wouldn't be so annoying and so [email protected]$$. (He pushes me around when I'm around him and his friends and he swears a lot when he's playing video games)

 

[Link V]

granted but he gets turned g*y in the process.

I wish for a gibson les paul guitar and the playing ability of Eric Clapton!

 

[Vanessa28]

Granted but you can only play with your teeth

I wish for a drumkit

 

[Link V]

granted.

but you have to use fried chicken legs as drum sticks.

I wish for a Ferrari.



or maybe with one like this....

 

[Vanessa28]

Granted but it will be toy sized (both of them)

I wish all my wishes would be granted

 

[13foxes]

Granted but because you made no specific wish in your post so the wishes was granted = 0.
I wish I could fly and could get down anytime, and when I was flying I didn't hit anything.

 

[Ooccoo Watcher]

Granted but you get heart attacks when you fly.

I wish life was perfect, and I didn't get bored from it.

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, but you kill yourself because there is no conflict due to being so perfect.

I wish I had more gum.

 

[Link V]

man every thing you ask for is food! Gum, Chips, breakfast. Do you live in a Farm Fresh or Somethin?
fine granted. but it turns into a frog the minute it touches your tongue.
I wish I had a nailclipper.

 

[shan-tastic]

Granted, but your nails become permanently multicolored and there's not a varnish remover in the world that can take care of it.


I wish I didn't have such a headache right now.

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

But... I lwuv food

Granted, but you form a tumor.

I wish I had more lipglosses... that smelled like food (Ha!)

 

[Link V]

granted. but it smells like a piece of gorilla meat.

I wish for a pet gorilla.

 

[khdarkwolf]

granted, but it climbs up on the roof and pretends to be King Kong

I wish I knew what to wish for