Boo's Pizza

[AwdryFan1997]

Big Head: In that dimension, you can invent your own money!

Kooploz: Yeah, but as embarrassing it is to say for both of us, I love my son.

 

[Dark Boo]

Kooploz: Yeah, but as embarrassing it is to say for both of us, I love my son.

Big Head: Well, then take him with you!

 

[AwdryFan1997]

Big Head: Well, then take him with you!

Kooploz: How about you just pay for the damage you caused and end the war!?

*Kooploz' financial adviser, top lawyer, and insurance agent enter the room he is in.*

 

[Dark Boo]

Kooploz: How about you just pay for the damage you caused and end the war!?

*Kooploz' financial adviser, top lawyer, and insurance agent enter the room he is in.*

Big Head: Least I'm not evil and trying to spread my master's influence across the multiverse! Also, we're not in this just for the money!

 

[AwdryFan1997]

Big Head: Least I'm not evil and trying to spread my master's influence across the multiverse! Also, we're not in this just for the money!

Kooploz: Hey! I'm not brainwashed anymore! I'm Lawful Evil, not Chaotic Evil!

Financial Adviser: You wanted to see us, Fred?

Kooploz: Ah, Take! Good to see you! Alright, you negotiate with this joker, Imma go grab a smoke.

Take: Hello, my name is Andrew Mushterston. I'm Mr. Kooploz's financial adviser. What the hell's he been up to and how can I fix it?

 

[Dark Boo]

Kooploz: Hey! I'm not brainwashed anymore! I'm Lawful Evil, not Chaotic Evil!

Financial Adviser: You wanted to see us, Fred?

Kooploz: Ah, Take! Good to see you! Alright, you negotiate with this joker, Imma go grab a smoke.

Take: Hello, my name is Andrew Mushterston. I'm Mr. Kooploz's financial adviser. What the hell's he been up to and how can I fix it?

Big Head: He conquered a few planets that were ours and tried to nuke us because we didn't let him have the IFPC. You can fix it by giving us back those planets.

 

[AwdryFan1997]

Big Head: He conquered a few planets that were ours and tried to nuke us because we didn't let him have the IFPC. You can fix it by giving us back those planets.

Take: Doug, you wanna take this?

Doug: Hi, I'm Douglas Moblinn, Fred's lawyer. According to these records, everything you just said is false. Those planets joined this IPCF thing willingly, and at no point did he intend to deploy nuclear weapons. My legal recommendation would be to surrender and pay for the damages caused to Mr. Shinra's property.

 

[Dark Boo]

Take: Doug, you wanna take this?

Doug: Hi, I'm Douglas Moblinne, Fred's lawyer. According to these records, everything you just said is false. Those planets joined this IPCF thing willingly, and at no point did he intend to deploy nuclear weapons. My legal recommendation would be to surrender and pay for the damages caused to Mr. Shinra's property.

Big Head: Oink oink oink little piggy. I've got someone even better:
Phoenix Wright: OBJECTION! He tried buying the IFPC! Also, he literally bought the IPCF using a coupon made out of used toilet paper.

 

[AwdryFan1997]

Big Head: Oink oink oink little piggy. I've got someone even better:
Phoenix Wright: OBJECTION! He tried buying the IFPC! Also, he literally bought the IPCF using a coupon made out of used toilet paper.

Doug: He does stuff like that a lot, yeah. But everything you just said, Mr. Wright, is legal. Also, Mr. Head, I find your comments very demeaning.

Insurance Agent: Hey, let's talk the Shinra stuff.

Doug: Oh, sure thing, Army.

Army: Hi, I'm Arnold DeKnight Fender, but everyone calls me "Army" D. Fender! But it's Mr. Fender to you. We crush the competition! Best insurance agency in Hyrule, and proud to have Koopa Kingdom businessman Frederick C. Kooploz as a client! I'd like to discuss the damage you caused to Mr. Shinra's headquarters. While I'm not affiliated with Shinra Electirc Power Company, it is relevant to this discussion.

 

[Dark Boo]

Doug: He does stuff like that a lot, yeah. But everything you just said, Mr. Wright, is legal. Also, Mr. Head, I find your comments very demeaning.

Insurance Agent: Hey, let's talk the Shinra stuff.

Doug: Oh, sure thing, Army.

Army: Hi, I'm Arnold DeKnight Fender, but everyone calls me "Army" D. Fender! But it's Mr. Fender to you. We crush the competition! Best insurance agency in Hyrule, and proud to have Koopa Kingdom businessman Frederick C. Kooploz as a client! I'd like to discuss the damage you caused to Mr. Shinra's headquarters. While I'm not affiliated with Shinra Electirc Power Company, it is relevant to this discussion.

Big Head: Did you just say, Koopa Kingdom? Isn't that like... an evil place? And isn't Hyrule currently ruled by a dictator who's on a conquest right now to try and conquer some other stuff?

 

[AwdryFan1997]

Big Head: Did you just say, Koopa Kingdom? Isn't that like... an evil place? And isn't Hyrule currently ruled by a dictator who's on a conquest right now to try and conquer some other stuff?

Army: Uh... none of that's important right now. What's important is the damage you did to Shinra HQ.

Take: If it helps, I'd like to mention that Fred never gives up on anything. He's not gonna back out of this until you do.

 

[Dark Boo]

Army: Uh... none of that's important right now. What's important is the damage you did to Shinra HQ.

Take: If it helps, I'd like to mention that Fred never gives up on anything. He's not gonna back out of this until you do.

Big Head: How about we pay you 68% of this council's yearly budget. In exchange you give us back our planets and we'll rebuild Shinra Power.

 

[AwdryFan1997]

Big Head: How about we pay you 68% of this council's yearly budget. In exchange you give us back our planets and we'll rebuild Shinra Power.

Take: Look, I wish we could do that, but Fred ain't gonna like it. And he's the one in charge of this stuff.

Doug: I'd like to note that if you don't give us the money willingly, we'll sue you for double the amount.

 

[Dark Boo]

Take: Look, I wish we could do that, but Fred ain't gonna like it. And he's the one in charge of this stuff.

Doug: I'd like to note that if you don't give us the money willingly, we'll sue you for double the amount.

Big Head: Alright, 169 decillion GP coming your way. *Hands him the check for the money*

 

[AwdryFan1997]

Big Head: Alright, 169 decillion GP coming your way. *Hands him the check for the money*

Take: Thank you, sir. Have a nice day.

*The three leave, their business completed.*

Take: Hey, Fred! We ended the war!

Kooploz: Under what terms?

Doug: Unconditional. I threatened to sue and he handed over the cash.

Kooploz: Excellent! Now we can continue ruling the IPCF in peace!

Take: Um... yeah...