Boo's Pizza

[Dark Boo]

Carbanzo: That's one of the problems. Little Julius will stop at no costs to avenge his father. You'd be surprised at what that business is capable of.

Rufus Shinra: Oh, they're aiming for me... luckily, I've got a Strategic Defense Initiative. We should be fine.

ShyHo: Damn... *Hangs up*
*While Shinra was talking, the missile hit his power company*

 

[AwdryFan1997]

ShyHo: Damn... *Hangs up*
*While Shinra was talking, the missile hit his power company*

Shinra: ... Uh, well, looks like we're gonna have to declare war...

*Frederick Kooploz is informed of these events.*

Kooploz: Right then, Big Head. I didn't want this, but we don't take unprompted violence lightly. The IPCF hereby declares war on the IFPC.

 

[Gorozoron]

Shinra: ... Uh, well, looks like we're gonna have to declare war...

*Frederick Kooploz is informed of these events.*

Kooploz: Right then, Big Head. I didn't want this, but we don't take unprompted violence lightly. The IPCF hereby declares war on the IFPC.

Donovan : Great...

 

[Dark Boo]

Shinra: ... Uh, well, looks like we're gonna have to declare war...

*Frederick Kooploz is informed of these events.*

Kooploz: Right then, Big Head. I didn't want this, but we don't take unprompted violence lightly. The IPCF hereby declares war on the IFPC.

Big Head: So be it.
ShyHo: *Calls Carbanzo* What planet is Kooploz currently on?

 

[AwdryFan1997]

Big Head: So be it.
ShyHo: *Calls Carbanzo* What planet is Kooploz currently on?

Carbanzo: You say that as if I know. Besides, if I did know, I wouldn't tell you. Like I said, killing him would ruin more than it would fix. And I refuse to be a pawn in this stupid little war you started.

 

[Dark Boo]

Carbanzo: You say that as if I know. Besides, if I did know, I wouldn't tell you. Like I said, killing him would ruin more than it would fix. And I refuse to be a pawn in this stupid little war you started.

*ShyHo hangs up*
Big Head: Wait. We can't kill you. But, we can give you something you can't refuse. That would be complete control of Dimension MC. White Guy, can you give him that?

 

[AwdryFan1997]

*ShyHo hangs up*
Big Head: Wait. We can't kill you. But, we can give you something you can't refuse. That would be complete control of Dimension MC. White Guy, can you give him that?

White Guy: No, I am not giving him control over Megacomic. It just started, and he hasn't even been introduced yet!

 

[Dark Boo]

White Guy: No, I am not giving him control over Megacomic. It just started, and he hasn't even been introduced yet!

Big Head: Then, give him control of something else. In exchange, you return Gaia 1, dismantle the IPCF, and we'll rebuild Shrina Power into a renewable energy plant. Renewable energy is far more profitable.

 

[AwdryFan1997]

Big Head: Then, give him control of something else. In exchange, you return Gaia 1, dismantle the IPCF, and we'll rebuild Shrina Power into a renewable energy plant. Renewable energy is far more profitable.

White Guy: How about you give Gaia 1 and 2 their freedom and pay Shinra for the damages your missile caused? I dunno, seems fair.

Kooploz: Aw, I was hoping we'd have a war!

 

[Gorozoron]

Random Kiddo : Aw man no war

 

[Dark Boo]

White Guy: How about you give Gaia 1 and 2 their freedom and pay Shinra for the damages your missile caused? I dunno, seems fair.

Kooploz: Aw, I was hoping we'd have a war!

Big Head: No. You're biased in favor of him.

 

[AwdryFan1997]

Big Head: No. You're biased in favor of him.

White Guy: What? No! I'm just trying to end this stupid war! I'm not the F, I don't give my creations the advantage. And I don't like interfering with mortal events. You and Freddie can sort this out, I'm leaving.

 

[Dark Boo]

White Guy: What? No! I'm just trying to end this stupid war! I'm not the F, I don't give my creations the advantage. And I don't like interfering with mortal events. You and Freddie can sort this out, I'm leaving.

Big Head: We'll give you our own pocket dimension. Where you can run, be free, and never have to worry about anything again. In exchange, you pay us Gaia 1 and Gaia 2. Did I mention the infinite money?

 

[AwdryFan1997]

Big Head: We'll give you our own pocket dimension. Where you can run, be free, and never have to worry about anything again. In exchange, you pay us Gaia 1 and Gaia 2. Did I mention the infinite money?

Kooploz: Uh... lemme talk to my financial adviser... and my lawyer... and my insurance agent...

 

[Dark Boo]

Kooploz: Uh... lemme talk to my financial adviser... and my lawyer... and my insurance agent...

Big Head: In that dimension, you can invent your own money!