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I snatch the Wii U out of your hand, put the cookie in the disc tray, and start playing Super Smash Bros 4. I HAVE THE COOKIE.

Biggoron takes your cookie, but I cut off his hand, nab the cookie, and teleport away. I HAVE THE COOKIE!

I jump out of 10 pages ago and hookshot the cookie to me.

I blast you take cookie. Give cookie to juiciej. He has the cookie.

YOINK! I snatch the cookie away! I have the cookie!

But we're not supposed to know it was poisoned. didn't you read the first post?

I survive by singing the cookie song, which made the cookie cushion my fall. you can't reach me now!

I beat Corvus, and lay waste to you with my Warhammer Sage. I steal the cookie and hide in the mushroom kingdom, where the starman vault is, where I remain invincible for all eternity

I keep you at bay by threatening to tell people where the n is, and then Lavos eats you

I fly the Epoch to 60 A.D. and steal the cookie, and go to the Day of Lavos and hide.

Chuck Norris divided me by zero, so there are now 2 of me. We beat you up and multiply you by zero. i take cookie

I cast I Have the cookie. it makes it so I have the cookie

no, the one YOU took was a bomb. I use the triforce of Shopkeeper. I blast lukemon with my laser and everyone has to call him THIEF from now on

The one my Wailord just ate. that one was a bomb! BOOOOOM!!!!!

Ha! my Wailord had that one berry thet heals poison. He never died!

My super sonic Wailord eats your Pikachu and spits the cookie out of his blowhole! I grab it and fly of on my Reshiram

well I flatten you with a DEWGONG! HA! *runs away with cookie*

Judging from your picture thingy, Lukemon is the alias of Brock Obama, and Ash Biden joined Misty Palin and together they wrestle the presidency from you. You faint from shock, you crash into a mountain, and I pry the cookie from your lifeless grasp. I fly away at the speed of LINT (I bet no...

What endless cookies? we all wake up from the Matrix within a Matrix. The cookie hunt is still on, but we all "fell asleep" around the 851st post. I put you all to sleep again, and steal the cookie. The LWAMS and the FTNWO are all erased from everyone's mind. also, it turns out PK Love Omega was...

Regal Bryant draws near. Regal Bryant tears off zellinkda's appendages, freezes him, shatters him, jumps on the pieces until his feet hurt, burns the pieces, divides the ashes into 4 seperate parts, and scatters them in the winds in 4 different dimensions. zellinkda drops a Cookie. Regal Bryant...

Regal Bryant draws near. Regal Bryant uses Cookie Magnet. Critical hit! Regal Bryant receives Cookie. Regal Bryant flees! I HAVE THE COOKIE!

Byrne keels over because of Big Octo's poisonous soul, and I steal the cookie. I reveal that Son of Raiden faked his father's will, and it was actually left to the brother of raiden, who willed the universe to ME, and i then assasinate him. I have the cookie AND the universe.

I Use my Octo Chart to find Big "Crumbs" "Gingerbreadman" Octo, A.K.A. The Cookie, steal it from the ghosts using my Darkrai, and ask Big Octo how he managed to steal himself so many times

I cast a no spell spell, destroying SoR's spell, and itself, and then use my matter ray to reconstruct the cookie.

I hop on the back of my Hybrid Samurott/Blaziken and swim down, us my O<->CO2 device, and watch you suffocate and slip the cookie out of your lifeless hand. I then Hide in Death Mountain so my cookie can dry. I HAVE THE COOKIE!

that was a clone. i write 'everyone but Regal Bryant' in a Death Note and then use my cookie magnet. I HAVE TEH COOKIE!

i crash ZD, causing all records of anyone having done any cookie stealing, but i remember. i shove the guy who started this into a wormhole aand grab the cookie out of it. I HAVE THE COOKIE!!!

Suprise! i didn't have to find you because i was already ther! I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THERE!!! So i use my amazingly good looks to stun you, and then I escape to that one place with the cookie

I steal one of Big Octo's nukes, and nuke Lorien, killing all those elves and then I pit the best magician of all time against Gandalf; Merlin! I then have Mr.T punch you out and I steal the cookie

I edited my post, but was then again ninja'ed, so I Reveal that that was just a clone, and I then cast the magical spell small nuclear explosion that doesn't effect cookies and then steal the cookie and store it in the Terminian Bank and play the song of time, so while I still have the cookie...

I unradiate Hyrule with my magic unraditationator and direct all that radiation into my Invincible Kemp Smasher (built to smash Kemps) and then I steal the cookie from The now flattened Kemp, and I hide inside of the place where Big Octo keeps all his nukes. Due to excessive ninja'ing, You may...

I fall down fast, crash into you, grab the cookie you just dropped, and jump attack against a wall to protect myself from harm.

I wait for the effect of Nayru's love to wear off, and then throw the megaton hammer at your head and steal your cookie!

I use Din's Fire, which burned all the cookies but one, and then grab that cookie!