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I hire an army of mole men to pulverize the mountain and while you're pulverizeding down to my level one of my mole minions grabs me the cookie! I HAVE THE COOKIE... and an army of mole men!

I remind you that if you would have read the OP and followed the rules, you'd know there are no other cookies. Anywhere. Forever. While you're all distracted with a plastic replica I squash the ants and take the ONE TRUE COOKIE!

I point out to you the fact that you HAVE to be a heartless since your nobody has to have an X in it's name. As you're pondering the KH universe, I take the Cookie.

I start a conga line behind you, and in the excitement I snatch the cookie and conga away!

I bring up the fact that the character from your avatar has disappeared, leaving behind only the background. As you're busy trying to fit in with everyone else I take the cookie.

While you're busy making a punny post, I take the cookie and replace it with a small round Rick Roll for your efforts. EDIT: Ninja! >_< <<<<Has the cookie.

I ask you how you could be so blind as to let Xixor have it it for over 12 hours. In your shame, I take the cookie and cartwheel away.

I tell the girls that you have a present for them, so they all swarm you in a mad rush. I take the cookie as you run in terror.

That's all I ask. Shooting people in the face isn't nice. As a side note, escaping from that realm gave you your body back! =D Anyway... *I look at the dirty cookie* *contemplates picking it up*

*Banishes Zelway's spirit to the dimention of nonviolence. Upon entering, all of his guns/weapons discentigrate and can never be restored and the only way to escape is to end the violence in one's heart and soul. There are no alternatives and there are no loopholes and there are no cracks and...

How dare you shoot people in the eyes! *Summons Zelway to a psychiatrist for his shooting-people-in-the-eyes problem, and then summons the cookie* :P

*Distracts team triforce with something shiney while I take the cookie and skip off to the beat used in the "My Little Pony" commercials*

While CSDeku is busy sabotaging other people, I take the cookie from him, then take two steps back and Point and Laugh like Nelson from The Simpsons.

After being revived, I slowly come back to reality, and see some sniper ghost getting ready to chuck the cookie, so I run an interception.... I have the cookie! But I'm a little lightheaded for getting up so fast after being revived.

*informs Xixor that SwiftestPhantom is already in an alliance; the PhantomLink alliance*

*INVISIBLE* (ie disappeared) ghost haunts Byrne to prevent him from obtaining the cookie for as long as I'm dead.

I am still dead, and as such cannot grab the cookie. Though, I don't approve of all the stabbing and voilence that has arisen as of late.... *starts haunting the chronic stabber*

Wait... how do you bake "exact" duplicated when noone knows the secret ingredient? (According to the OP, it's poison, but our game characters don't know that.) *my spirit wonders from beyond the grave*

My ghost whistles the "Fred Tune" and the cookie comes of it's own free will to my body. My decomposing corpse has the cookie!

Why you're wasting time making your words bigger than necessary I take the cookie.

No, you are not, no matter how big you make your words. I ended all transformations 3 posts back: And as long as my spell is active, transformations and clones cannot be made. And, you do not know how to end my spell... so... :P

I cast reality, making all transformations and all clones obsolete. I find the cookie in a corner of the room, and put it on my head like a hat.

*takes the cookie!* *laughs maniacally*

The cookie reveals to be the secret place of the Triforce, which the gods descend upon and make a new world, a cookie shaped world (flat, disk-like), upon which they revive all life. As team phantomlink is looking around at the strange new adaptation of hyrule stunned, I ninjallama behind them...

*claims half-cookie-ownership* *gives coconut as peace offering*

*sympathizes with i-am-link* Aww, snap! *does not have the cookie*

I'm sorry CSDeku.... =/ *hopes nobody saw I have it, though, since my perplexity did last all of 15 seconds*

*walks by and takes the cookie perplexed* *smashed CSDeku with a coconut so he cannot tell anyone I have it*

That WAS you who got shot, correct? ObL was shot in the head.... First thing I thought of, not you look like him but your death was like his. lol

See's the i-am-link body resembling Osama bin Laden, and out of membrance, leaves it at the gravesite. (Short trip to space.) *Dampe the Gravekeeper has the Cookie*

I tie your laces together and push you. You trip, the cookie flies through the air, and I grab it in the midst of a rocket ship flight to the moon! But man, is it hard to roll the window back up when you're pushing 15G's breaking Earth's gravity! =/ But anyway... HAS THE COOKIE in my rocketship!

I equip my Megaton Hammer while falling, and the shockwave shakes the cookie from your hand. It rolls away into the dent in the ground left by the Hammer and I pick it up! *revels in the glorious cookie*

When you were gloating in the cookie, I swapped your mirror shield for a Deku Shield and set you on fire. While you're running away, I grab the cookie!

I cast Wrath of God. I expend four mana, but it doesn't destroy COOKIES! *has cookie*

I turn off the hologram of the "cookie" you have and you realize it's just an outdated "Compact Disk; CD" as if anyone knew what those things are anymore. I hold up the REAL cookie, gloating.