Take The Cookie!

[Zelway]

I just sit back and watch all of you take the cookie from each other. And if I get the chance, I will snipe you.
*shoots Kaleb in the head* woohoo, headshot!

I DON'T HAVE THE COOKIE!

 

[Byrne]

OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!!!!!
( Gets rage and shoots you with balberith!)

 

[Zelway]

I am an invincible ghost that has the power to hold objects, like this sniper.
*shoots Byrne and summons cookie*
I then throw the cookie to my former team, Team PHANTOMLINK.

Team PHANTOMLINK has the cookie!

 

[Justeazy]

After being revived, I slowly come back to reality, and see some sniper ghost getting ready to chuck the cookie, so I run an interception....

I have the cookie!
But I'm a little lightheaded for getting up so fast after being revived.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I fill your can of whipped cream with the infants of a poisionous species of spider. All of them are managed to be extaracted from your body exept one really small one which survives by eating your chewed up food and breathes the oxygen you breathe. When it becomes old enough to develope functional poision glands you die of a "sore throat".

Since the cookie is your only possesion not in your will I claim it.

 

[Zelway]

*shoots Cel-Shaded Deku and summons cookie to me*
Yay, I got another one!

I HAVE THE COOKIE!

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

You stupid mortal, I cannot be hurt by guns! I can only be hurt by silly puddy! ... Oh crap, did I just give away my secret weakness!?

*Surrenders the cookie so no one uses silly puddy on me*

 

[Byrne]

( Shoots you with silly puddy!)

Team PHANTOMLINK has the cookie!

 

[Kaleb Dampf]

*Sits up and rubs back of head*
Thank God I had a helmet on. Zelway's going down!!!!!!!!
*grabs darts and decides to go o.o*

MOUNTAINTOP!!!!!!
Team :triforce: haz da cookie..... (FYI, I hit Byrne w/ dart in the face)
:facepalm:

 

[Zelway]

*shoots Kaleb in the leg and summons cookie*

I HAVE THE COOKIE!

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I create a cure for my severe weakness to silly puddy and create a disease that makes your arms fall off when you are exposed to oxygen.

I poision Zelaway's food with said disease and claim the cookie.

 

[Justeazy]

While CSDeku is busy sabotaging other people, I take the cookie from him, then take two steps back and Point and Laugh like Nelson from The Simpsons.

 

[TriFiERCE]

While your walking backwards I dig a hole that you fall into, then we take the test cake from you then I bury you along with covering ever way you could get with a super rare kind of material that nothing can, it also sends of a strange energy wave disables the ability to teleport when in our out of it TEAM TRIFORCE HAS THE COOKIE.

 

[Byrne]

Weegees maul you. Team PHANTOMLINK has teh cookie!

 

[Kaleb Dampf]

We maul weegees.

Team :triforce: haz da cookie!