How to deal with corrupt mods in 3 simple steps! A comprehensive guide.
Hello friends! Are those silly willy mods bothering you? Don't you hate when they
do their jobs? As a respectable North American citizen, I sure know it wouldn't be swell if a mod handed
me an zero point infraction for simply expressing my freedom of speech here on good ol' Zelda Dungeon! We simply don't abide that here! Seems fascist, don't you think? And we know how Mases feels about fascism! Here's how to cope:
1) Tell those freedom-obstructing mods how you feel! Even if they provide examples to show why your infraction is justified, keep bickering for pages upon end until nothing is resolved! Those corrupt, evil mods, can't possibly have their own opinion for valid reasons and past experiences! It doesn't matter if the points are actually worth anything, what matters is your honor on a Zelda forum in the pits of the grand old internet, right? Maybe if you go on about it for long enough, somebody will actually care!
If Step 1 doesn't do ya any diddly darn good, move on to step two!
2) Realize that this is a forum about a video game and that this thread is redundant, this is a colossal waste of time, and that death is inevitable in this void of a universe, so really, just about everything's pointless! It's at this point that you can forgive those crazy corrupt mods and properly embrace apathetic bliss, because they are literally faceless people on the internet! In the mean time, why not try out another Zelda forum where fascism doesn't run rampant? That's what I, a proper housewife, will do! Once you've fully embraced your apathy about something that is meaningless- both in the existential sense and in the sense that it's not worth any points, move on to step 3!
3) Are you unable to let go of your obsessions with this forum and the staff? Can't contain your righteous fury? Are those mods just so annoying you don't know how to handle it anymore? Log out. If you're feeling super duper daring, go outside and see what the world has to offer outside of a backwater Zelda forum with awful mods! This seems to be the hardest step for many, but once you succeed at step 2, you should have no trouble at all! I realize this may sound crazy, but
nobody is forcing you to post here! What a wild thought, huh? Can you imagine
logging out and forgetting about all the silliness here?
Ha ha ha! Me neither.
This has been a PSA.