Here's some that will shake some heads
-The Witcher 3 wasn't the best game of 2015 and certainly not the next step forward in open world RPGs the way Skyrim was. Yes it was a good game but there were too many things I had problems with.
-Wind Waker is a terrible game with terrible pacing (thanks sailing) and every character in that game is looks ********.
-Twilight Princess is the best Zelda game and Nintendo will never replicate it's success or sales until they go back to a more mature tone and move away from the hand holding ugly art style that is Skyward Sword. (Zelda U looks better but still not what I'm looking for).
-Dark Souls isn't hard, every other AAA mainstream game today is just too easy.
-Bacon is terribly overrated.
-There is no official Zelda timeline, never has been and never will be. All theories are only true because fans believe them to be true. Fans put several hundred times more thought into the Zelda story than Nintendo does.
-People who don't cry during emotional moments in movies/video games/tv shows/animes/books aren't heartless.
-Donald Trump is the best presidential candidate. (No really, I'm joking about this one, he's ****ing terrible)
These are all true bar Bacon, Dark Souls and TP, though WWHD went a long way to solving the crap pacing, i don't think i've ever rushed a game to the point i can auction for something.
TP was a brilliant game but in all honesty MM was far greater if for no other reason that the world was fleshed out better and the story made sense (no surprise introductions of a new puppeteer)
Dark Souls, this ones a doozy, it's not actually hard but it does punish you severely, it teaches you several simple lessons then castrates you with rusty tongs the moment you forget them (goddamned Capra)
Bacon is Overrated but then most things these days are Bacon is the least overrated, and in all honesty American bacon is just pure crap (yes i'm bagging on your crap bacon) they literally use thin slices of meat and then inject liquid smoke.... That's not bacon i want a thick slab of meat with a nice bit of crunchy fat on the outside, i want it freaking sizzling on my plate for that matter.
I think people who cry all the time are either very emotionally flimsy or they are using crocodile tears to see if 1) the emotional weather is easy going for them or 2) as a way to test the waters for emotional manipulation.
I think Trumps a bloody moron in some of his methods and speeches but i will admit that he's free spoken if it wasn't the fact (insert quote from ackbar) i suspect he's there as pyrite then i'd say listen to some ideas but reject the rest. It is literally finding gold in horse crap with that man.
That's in response to Bok.
Two opinions of my own.
Vegans are simultaneously the most stupid people in the world but also some what smarter than the rest (hides from baying mob) HEAR ME OUT! (dodges flaming torch) DAMMIT STANLEY!. Any way i think this because Vegans are stupid for wanting everyone to suffer their diet (each to their own eh?) but also smart for the fact some of the foods vegans eat are very good at keeping you alive, but again stupid for the fact that food isn't very nutritional.
I think that most games these days are pure crap, game developers find a formula milk it to death then move on. They are literally browsing grass with their formulas, once one section is decimated they go on to the next while also leaving one behind to keep the last section clear.